I wish this thread hadn't've died.
Granted, however they drop into another planet and are deadly to the native population. Congratulations you've wiped out an entire race.
I wish that I didn't have to sit through this boring English class.
Granted, airlines are now out of business. You need to take cars and boats and trains everywhere.
I wish I could play the GRO Open Beta.
Granted, but your testicles have achieved the size of Buicks, so you are now immobile.
I wish to ace my Spanish final tomorrow.
documented proof that abnormally large testicles do not, in fact, impede movement. Therefore the rules of the game are suspended for this post on the basis of.. my arbitrary decision, and you will receive the highest score in the class.
I wish root beer was a more common fountain drink option.