Um hi everyone, im kinda sad today because i didnt have a valentine

so i was hoping to just post my eHarmony/BlackPeopleMeet.com profile bios on here.
Um well my name is Andrew, i have a small odor that smells like a mixture between cows and barf. I love unicorns because of how manly and awesome they are. I am unavailable saturday nights because i like to practice kung fu and re inact scenes from "The Lord of The Rings". My favorite movie is harry potter (the first one) because of how hawt hermoine is. My favorite food is cheese, any kind of cheese.... Now i justt have to wait for the replies to roll on in...