Sam's Date with a Boat and Other Hilarious Moments | Forums

[shakamokaropell]

I just love Fisher's sence of humour! There's nothing funnier than his comments during the game.

One of my favourites is the one after the very first mission in Chaos Theory, when Sam is told about his next mission on a boat.

Grimsdottir: "Maria Narcissa"
Fisher: "You’re not trying to set me up on another blind date I hope…"
Grimsdottir: "The Maria Narcissa is a boat…"
Fisher: "So was the last girl you set me up with…."
Grimsdottir: "Fisher?"
Fisher: "Sorry."

It is just too hilarious! OMG I DIE OMG

Another is the conversation between two terrorists about a football trade. I almost fell down right under their nose while laughing so hysterically.

Cheer me up and tell me about your funniest experiences in Chaos Theory or Pandora Tomorrow!

[Doppelgofer]

i like all the cracks at his old age...

i also s****** a bit when i'm in vents and he mutters stuff like STINKS or when your on the roof of the bank he mutters SLIPPY...

its little things like that that make great games

[dhe159]

Guards at displace:

Guard 1: "Yeah, he got the new Price of Persia"
Guard 2: "It's so awesome, it's gonna be the game of the year"

This was how I remembered it, it might not be excactly that.

[quillan]

There's one in Displace, right when you're in the vent above the meeting room, where Sam and Grim are talking. She says something about this being the Wi-Fi era, Sam says "Remember, I'm from the Hi-Fi era", and Grim responds "Hi-Fi? As in high in fiber?"

[anti-skillzz]

Sam: "Its dark in here.. easy to sneak up on people"
Terrorist: "I'm new at this revolutionary thing.."

[Terrax213]

Sam: Pick a number between .. 1 and 10.
Guard: Oh uh hh .. oh cr@p ... uhhh 3!
Sam: Hmmmm. Lucky guess. You get to live. Now tell me something useful or we'll play another round

[Spekkio9]

Too many jokes in the game IMO. While some were enjoyable, others were just cheezy and it felt forced. Sometimes less is more.

[Logan1988]

Is it me, or does the boat joke confuse others aswell?....... date?? uh??!

[daranz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spekkio9:
Too many jokes in the game IMO. While some were enjoyable, others were just cheezy and it felt forced. Sometimes less is more. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's just the game's style... Wouldn't really be the same with Sam all serious all the time

[Tfrogs1]

The guy in the Penthouse mission!

SAM: "I don't want to hurt you -"
NATIONAL GUARD OFFICER: "Hey... is this a training exercise?"
SAM: "Ahh ****. Support, the guy knew it was an exercise."
.... etc

That had me cracking up for ages!