No, I seriously want to know... To what Dark, Perverse, Hate-Filled, Vengeful, Demon-spawn, Insane, Monster Gods do I have to sacrifice things to get PunkBuster to work?
Please, please tell me, UbiSoft. There is nothing hacked or scripted or otherwise tampered-with about my installation of Far Cry 2. I regularly run the manual PB update check to see if I have the latest version, and it tells me that I do.
So why -- seriously, why -- can I barely finish a game at all, some nights not even a single game, without being kicked by PB?
Please, just tell me this one thing. I promise I won't ***** about the random crashes to the desktop. I won't mention the endless 'You have been disconnected from the host' game killers, often happening 30 seconds from the end of the game. I won't rend my clothes at the fact that if I had managed to finish half of the games I get punched out of, I'd be a twenty-something level player by now.
Actually, I will rend my clothes about that, since it's painfully true. Every damn level I've managed to attain has come at a huge cost compared to others who aren't experiencing the same constant (CONSTANT!) issue with PB and random disconnects.
So, please UbiSoft, tell me what I have to do? I'm begging you to either admit that this is a broken game on the PC, or tell me how I fix it so I can actually play at least a majority of the games I join to the end.