Replies to be learnt by heart to rebuff approaches that resort to overly scheming lines.
Do you offer bread with that cheese?
Sorry, I'm in a serious witty prevention program.
Am I on clueless camera?
Sorry, I'm in a gaffe.
Do you spread it that thick on your crackers?
I prefer to wait for a newer version.
Did you just get out of the Rico Suave training?
Sorry, I don't work on [insert appropriate time here).
Could I have YOUR phone number so I could submit it to telemarketers?
I see dead people.
Please add at your ease.
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