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    Could we compile some songs if not all of ezio with the Lute, cuz i know i was crying in laughter hearing those.

    Just post the the lyrics here , do look if it already hasnt been posted, so we can laugh at them together

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    I can tell this will be one of my favorite threads...

    "Fair Lucrezia could not sate,
    Her appetite for lovers.
    But I suspect she would be fine,
    With two or three more brothers."

    "Cesare, oh Cesare,
    A man of great depravity,
    Believed himself immortal
    'till he had a date with gravity."

    Those are the two I could distinguish fully.

    Here's another one:

    "I am a tactless misntrel,
    I sing off key for coins,
    If you spot me in the streets,
    Please kick me in the loins."

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    Junior Member Milkytan's Avatar
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    "Young Cesare, I heard him say, could not be killed by man
    So I tossed him in the air to see where he would land"

    I. Love. Those. Songs. They're hilarious!

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    figured this would be fitting in this thread...


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    "Oh, the beauties of Firenze can melt a heart you see
    Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee"

    "There was once a man named Duccio
    A rat with lecher's taste
    Whenever he would show himself
    My fist would find his face"

    I think all these improvisations give a pretty good insight into Ezio's psyche. You can really see what made him into the man he had become. Namely violence, the Borgias and... er, venereal diseases?

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    Senior Member xboxauditore's Avatar
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    Hahahahaha, The Loins one always makes me laugh.

    "I'm a Tactless minstrel, i sing off-key for coins, If you see me on the street please kick me in the loins"

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    "I'm dressed up like a jester
    I act the fool and mime
    All the actions of those I curse
    And run down all the time."

    "While travelling through Forli
    I took her at her leisure
    She said it's strictly business
    Such business was my pleasure."

    "Vieri, oh Veiri
    Yes, he of Pazzi fame
    Was just as mad as his old man
    And ended just the same."

    "Proud Romagna's iron lady
    A rose of tempered steel
    Could raise the ardour of a corpse
    And teach a stone to feel."

    "To judge a lady's character
    Note well her company
    If you wish to seem a sage
    Come spend the night with me."

    "No one understands my plight
    The life of a musician
    Singing for impatient men
    A terminal condition."

    "Before Rodrigo was the Pope
    He was a man of vices
    And once he 'came the holy see
    He raised his vices prices."

    "Venezia's firm Doge
    A fierce and evil man
    Was just a trifle red of face
    When I upset his plan."

    "I sing in Italiano
    You understand no word
    But, my Greek is non existant
    And my Turkish is absurd."

    "The things I do to save the world
    Surprise me time to time
    Like learning how to play the lute
    And making these words rhyme."

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    Ezio Auditore, the greatest <STRIKE>Assassin</STRIKE> minstrel to ever live! Here's one of his hits:

    "I can't believe I stand here
    And sing, my time I waste,
    Yet you who sit and smile at me
    Sincerely have no taste."

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    Member Puppet627's Avatar
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    For anyone who hasn't seen it, > HERE < is a video of Ezio playing the lute.

    My favourite is the Duccio one
    [There was once a man named Duccio
    A rat with lecher's taste
    Whenever he would show himself
    My fist would find his face]

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    Great job people!

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