this website is too make u think of some things.stupid questions and such
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Lol, i couldnt finish coz its too long but those are really funny...
well now I know not to join the army, in case someone says 'fire at will'
Sam: Give me some intelligence and I won't break your arms.
Terrorist: I have no intelligence!
Sam: Hehe...You just called yourself stupid.
those crazy thoughts had me at first.
Whats a question with no answer called.
hear r some if u dont feel like reading them:
1Can u get cornerd in a round room?
2.why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?
3.why do we call a person that plays the piano a pianist,but if some1 races why dont we call them a racist?
4.Can bald ppl get dandruff?
5. If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
6. Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
7. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
8. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
9. Do they have girlââ‚¬™s bathrooms in gay bars?
10. You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
11.Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
12. If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
13. Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
14. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
15. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
17. Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
18.Why do we like Mickey Mouse but most people are scared of mice?
19. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
20. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?