Official Chat Thread #9 | Forums

[Justice]

Why am I always the one who has to clean up? Are non of you polite or skilled enough to even consider helping me?

*Charges at the cobwebs, entering a savage fight with giant spiders and strange mutated beings who have sprung to life in the dead ecosystem of the Tavern*

[Dergos]

i shall help. trows oil everywhere and ligths a fire. this should work well

[Justice]

*Casts a spell devouring all the oxygen in the Tavern instantly, thus putting out the fire*

Now for clea...

*Collapses and gasps for air*

[BTOG46]

*looks through window at the chaos inside the tavern*

Maybe I should break a window to let some air back into the tavern.

*grabs dwarven ale barrel and throws it through the window*

[Justice]

*Dodges the barrel, gets up again and resumes cleaning... Without asking anyone for help!*

[znork]

Open leter to the bartender.

I beening one of the old people in this bar is very sad to see that the bartender dose nothing to promote this tavarn. I demand that but a link to this tavern in his sign.

znork out

[Justice]

Dear Znork,

As the Forum Mascot I would expect it to be your duty to ensure people are happy, content and enjoying the fellowship this place offers. Therefore I believe you too could place a link in your signature.

As for me, I am currently trying to figure out how and what to do about putting a link in my signature. I expect to find a solution soon

Regards,
Justice

[Dergos]

i shall remain here all the time and be drunk and happy . this will surely atract people . what a smart pr-person i am. * falls unconscience from all the heavy drinking and oxygene shortage*

[znork]

Dear justice

Im not a bartender.

yours
Znork

[Justice]

Dear Znork,

That is why you should have the time to mascot about with a link

Regards
Justice


*Shoves Dergos into a closet and quickly finishes to clean the rest of the Tavern before Dergos regains consciousness*