I must say I've never been a huge Superman fan. This whole notion of a superhero who is invulnerable except in the presence of green rocks always seemed too much like cheating to me. Look at me, I'm Superman, your bullets don't hurt me! Look, I can fly! I have heat vision! I have X-ray vision! I have frost breath! Why? Because I was born on Krypton! If Superman can fly in outerspace, then why did his parents have to put him in a spaceship to send him to earth? And how was it that practically any two-bit criminal was always able to get their hands on this ultra-rare substance known as Kryptonite? I think that's why it was so cool when Doomsday was able to defeat Superman using nothing but brute strength - but then again, Doomsday was also an alien with super strength, and Superman didn't stay dead, so does that really even count?
Give me Batman or Spiderman anyday.
This reminds me of a good Superman joke:
One day Superman is flying around, just going about his normal business. He looks down, and low-and-behold, he spies Wonder Woman laying out by her pool, completely naked and spread eagle.
"Hmmm," thought Superman. "With my super-speed, I can fly down there, have my way with her, be out of there, and she'll never even know I was there!" So he procedes to fulfilling his lust, and is in and out without anyone seeing him.
"What the hell was that?" exclaimed Wonder Woman.
"I don't know, but my butt hurts like hell," replied the Invisible Man.