Hey guys, just wanted to tell everyone I'm making my own clan. It's called the 817 clan and it's for pros only. Here are the list of requirements you must fulfill in order to join my clan;
1. DM ONLY. I don't want to see any story done...ever. If you do, you get a long lecture of why everyone else is less superior than russia. It'll be really boring so I suggest you play DM only.
2. No hiding in dark corners. Ok, self-explanatory. Only newbs and wussies hide in dark corners. However you CAN hide on top of a box that is IN a dark area so you can jump on a mercs head.
3. Uzi only. I think this is the best weapon in the game. If you're host, you have to use uzi, or I'll give you a lecture. We don't believe in sniping.
4. Must have almost identical names. This is the newest l337 strategy that I made up myself. Here's how it works. If my name is Jonkin_817, you must be J0nkin_817 or J0hnkin_817 or something around those lines. Maybe even a space instead of an underscore. If I see ANYONE with a unique name, I'm instantly giving 5 lectures on the history of russia. With pictures.
5. Video making skillz. Everyone must have these. You're a newb if you don't make a video! Duh! Also, you must make a video every week. If you don't make a video showing off your DM skillz than I'm gonna have to perma-ban your account and kick you out of the clan. Followed by a couple of lectures.
6. Stand still and look like an idiot. This is perfect for Deftech. While the round begins, I want both mercenaries to stand still, preferably underneith the cable drop that spies have access to. The spies have bad vision, if you don't move, they can't see you.
7. Multiple accounts on the UBIforums. One account is UNACCEPTABLE. I want to have at LEAST 10 different accounts per member of the clan. Plus, if one gets banned, you have 9 more! It's perfect. If I see any less than 10 accounts - spanking, banning, and story-playing will follow the lectures.
8. No normal people. Preferably annoying.
Ok! So whoever wants to join give me a holler on xfire