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[lane2512]

3:30 AM(real Texas time).........all my torps are gone. Just the deck gun left to do damage with. That large composite freighter just needs a little more damage to finish sinking and earn me a medal.......

Surface the boat!
Man the deck gun!
Range 1000 yards, bearing 270.
Load AP ammo, fire at the water line.....

Headphone jack gets pulled out of computer just as I hit the 'spacebar'. Speaker volume WarpFactor 9................

Wife comes flying out of bed...beats me severely about the head and shoulders, four dogs tearing at the front door to get the SOB trying to blow open the front door.

Ouch!

[Deepbluewolf]

[Wolferz]

Gee Lane,

You and DBW seem to be having the worst luck while playing this sim.


I sincerely hope your fortunes improve.

[ThornNRazor]

Originally posted by lane2512:
3:30 AM(real Texas time).........all my torps are gone. Just the deck gun left to do damage with. That large composite freighter just needs a little more damage to finish sinking and earn me a medal.......

Surface the boat!
Man the deck gun!
Range 1000 yards, bearing 270.
Load AP ammo, fire at the water line.....

Headphone jack gets pulled out of computer just as I hit the 'spacebar'. Speaker volume WarpFactor 9................

Wife comes flying out of bed...beats me severely about the head and shoulders, four dogs tearing at the front door to get the SOB trying to blow open the front door.

Ouch!

WOW! Seems like you should have filed domestic abuse charges on her and for assualt of a Naval Officer serving his country during a time of war.

[klcarroll]

WOW! Seems like you should have filed domestic abuse charges on her and for assualt of a Naval Officer serving his country during a time of war.

I think I'd pass on that: ......I just can't imagine any way that I could explain to a court that I was rendered incapable of command by a beating from an irate woman in pajamas.

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[lane2512]

Who said anything about pajamas?

[Deepbluewolf]

Who said anything about pajamas?

OK... you got my attention...tell us more

[klcarroll]

Who said anything about pajamas?

Well, ....It is an "E" rated forum!

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[Knight165]

Originally posted by lane2512:
3:30 AM(real Texas time).........all my torps are gone. Just the deck gun left to do damage with. That large composite freighter just needs a little more damage to finish sinking and earn me a medal.......

Surface the boat!
Man the deck gun!
Range 1000 yards, bearing 270.
Load AP ammo, fire at the water line.....

Headphone jack gets pulled out of computer just as I hit the 'spacebar'. Speaker volume WarpFactor 9................

Wife comes flying out of bed...beats me severely about the head and shoulders, four dogs tearing at the front door to get the SOB trying to blow open the front door.

Ouch!

Ha! Very funny....

How about this....
I'm home alone(wife is at the store) and I'm playing IL Stormavik or Pacific Fighters....got the flight stick and throttle and my headphones on.
I get caught in a nasty tailspin and I'm trying desperately to pull out of it. I'm actually leaning back in my chair and pulling on the stick like that's actually going to help. My face probably looked like I just saw the most terrifying thing out there...and out of the corner of my eye I see something at the front door.
It's my wife...packages in hand...and a look of total disgust on her face.
She put down the packages and went back out(woo hoo! a couple of more hours of gaming!) I thought to myself!

M.K.
Knight165

[lane2512]

She put down the packages and went back out(woo hoo! a couple of more hours of gaming!) I thought to myself!

M.K.
Knight165

Here honey take my card!