"The perfect murder" how would you do it? | Forums

[Dudelike]

Well title say's it all...how would your perfect murder (or assasination) be like in the game if anything would be posible?

[silentassasin05]

Push a guy out of a window, fill a glass with wine and drop it with the body. "the guy was drunk" they would say.

[Dudelike]

Whoa...never thought of that... .
I would have a frickin big wel thought of plan...(Wich i'm still thinking of )

[silentassasin05]

lol, Its so elaberate, you cant think of it. I prefer personal, close-up methods. Yes, i play Hitman too much.

[Dudelike]

I prefer well thought off long range assination's...I'm member of the shooting range here in "Hoevelaken" (i live in Holland)

[silentassasin05]

The 'push the guy with wine' is a tried and proved method

[CrackerMonkey]

Wouldn't an autopsy confirm that he was in fact NOT drunk?
Or do you just hope that they'll just write it off as a regular suicide and send him straight to the morgue?
If he had a family, they're sure to question this if he didn't suffer from severe depressions at the time. Or even worse: What if he was a non-alcoholic? Wouldn't that warrant an autopsy?
Also, to push a person out of a window isn't done as easily as that. Most windows are closed, especially in tall buildings. And it's not like he wouldn't struggle as soon as you move in for the kill. It's quite hard to just push a fully grown man out of a window if he's not leaning out from it or something.
I wouldn't really have risked it, but good idea anyway.

I've always thought that stabbing someone with a specially designed icicle in a secluded spot with no witnesses would be kinda hard to trace, but you gotta make sure it's sharp enough to kill your victim at the first strike, lest he scream. You probably wanna use plastic gloves to muffle any sounds he might make and burn them afterwards. The jugular would probably be the best place to hit if you manage to sever or at least puncture the main artery.

Of course this all depends on who you're going to assassinate. I mean, if it's a bum downtown, then it's easy, but if you're going for Bush, then that may be a problem. I'd like some more details on the victim before I can make a real plan.

[rajsoloman]

jesus, this thread isnt a spawning ground for serial killars

[Elecbt]

Just thought that I'd point out that investigators can tell whether a person was pushed or jumped/fell off of a building depending on how far their body is from the building.

In all honesty the best way to kill someone, if you only need to kill a person one time, is to snipe them from long distance. You would, of course, need to be careful about trace evidence on the bullet:

Buy stock bullets from the store, don't handle it with your bare hands, makes sure no hairs get on it, etc (It is unlikely that hairs or even the oil from your fingers would stay on the bullet after it was fired/fragemented, but you want to be as careful as possible).

Also, spend time learning how to shoot over long distances, you don't want to have to shoot more then once, as it is easy to disguise where one shot came from. The more you shoot, the more likely your sniping location is to be discovered.

In the eventuality that the location you sniped from is discovered (from sounds or reconstructed bullet trajectories), make sure that you leave no trace evidence behind (its best to shave all body hair if you want to really go overboard. Also, for several days leading up to the killing, you want to wash yourself very thoroughly, sloughing off all the dead skin, but be careful not to make yourself bleed).

Also, have a quick way to escape your sniping location after the shot, one that will allow you to get away quickly, but remain unobserved.

The rifle should be deconstructed/hid immediately after the shot, but it should not be left behind, take it with you. When you get back to your staging area (preferably not your house, you want to keep all items involved in the killing and all your possessions seperate), take the barrel off of the gun and destroy the rifling in it by running a heavy wire brush down it, do this VERY thoroughly.

You don't want to lose the gun, as losing a firearm requires you to report it to the ATF, and you don't want to report a lost gun of a type that could be used in the killing anytime near when the killing occured. Buy or procure a replacement barrel (use a gun that does not have a registered barrel, yes, they do register barrels seperate from guns on some guns (dont know which)) and attach it to the gun.

Then, fill the barrel you used in the killing with cement, and toss it into the nearest lake/ocean that is at least several hundred feet deep.

Thats all I can think off to make sure you don't get caught right now, but if I think of more, I'll post it.

[AlexCrimson]

If I was really REALLY trying, I would get a job in a weapons factory. Buy a good rifle, and snipe the guy. Than go BACK to the factory, take the weapon apart and spread the parts to several different new weapons after cleaning it with everything I can to make it look brand new. In this way the weapon is gone, having been built into several other weapons. After that there is no way of tracking the weapon down, and no way to connect me to the crime as long as I make sure to not leave any fibers behind...

Which is why I would wear tight leather, sand the soles of my boots, wear gloves, and a ski-mask. All of which I would immediately insinerate in the Cemetary I have near my house (I'm sure they have do cremation).

Hows that?