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    <font color="FF0099">EDIT: The following is a joke, and meant to be taken as such</font color>


    Dear:
    [x] Clueless Newbie
    [x] Loser
    [ ] Spammer
    [x] 12 year old
    [ ] Pervert
    [ ] Nerd
    [ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
    [ ] Other: illegal immigrant

    You Are Being Flamed Because
    [ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
    [ ] You whine like a *EDIT*.
    [ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread.
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
    [ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
    [x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
    [ ] You doubleposted.
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
    [ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
    [x] I don't like your tone of voice.

    To Repent, You Must:
    [x] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [x] Actually post something relevant
    [x] Be my love slave
    [x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [x] I pity your dog
    [x] I think your IQ must be 6
    [x] Take your crap somewhere else
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Onlineâ™
    [x] All of the above

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    <font color="FF0099">EDIT: The following is a joke, and meant to be taken as such</font color>


    Dear:
    [x] Clueless Newbie
    [x] Loser
    [ ] Spammer
    [x] 12 year old
    [ ] Pervert
    [ ] Nerd
    [ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
    [ ] Other: illegal immigrant

    You Are Being Flamed Because
    [ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
    [ ] You whine like a *EDIT*.
    [ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread.
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
    [ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
    [x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
    [ ] You doubleposted.
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
    [ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
    [x] I don't like your tone of voice.

    To Repent, You Must:
    [x] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [x] Actually post something relevant
    [x] Be my love slave
    [x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [x] I pity your dog
    [x] I think your IQ must be 6
    [x] Take your crap somewhere else
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Onlineâ™
    [x] All of the above

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    D'oh, your edit negated my joke.
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    I just registered and while browsing the rules etc. I came across this and I just have to say Good one!!

    Hard pressed on my right; my left is in retreat. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.
    Hard pressed on my right; my left is in retreat. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.
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    LOL!!! Priceless! You need to sticky this!


    The flesh... all too fragile, doth wilt and wither then release from every tendon, and slowly return from whence it was gathered... creating for every worm and maggot a banquet... a veritable feast!

    The flesh... all too fragile, doth wilt and wither then release from every tendon, and slowly return from whence it was gathered... creating for
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    Yeah, I had a feeling some people might bash me for it, since i'm the Flame Warrior here and all, which is why I went back and put in a little "disclaimer"

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    *go wash your mouth with soap!*

    [This message was edited by Killer_Waffle on Mon April 19 2004 at 09:19 PM.]
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    Let's not forget:

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    uh..kimi, can I be your love slave before I eat my modem, or does it HAVE to be in sequencial order?

    I fear my performance may be effected to some degree after the consumption of diodes and transistors. lol

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ria.enigma:
    I fear my performance may be effected to some degree after the consumption of diodes and transistors. lol<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Talk about adding "spark" to your sex life.....

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