Wellcome to "Spam School", also known as "Classical Spamming Methods" or "How To Spam" or "S. P. A. M.(Senseless/Stupid Posts And Messages)"please feel free to name it anything you want.
Here we will learn how to spam eficiantly and with ease, hopefully we'll have celebrety guests such as Justice or FCY join us and share the secrets of spam.
If you don't know what spam is go here: spam
Now let's get started,
1. Spam everywhere - in messangers and e-mails where you can send messages to everyone at once using classical "Send forward or else smthng bad will happen" to potentially spread your spam all over the world(P.S. never forward spam like this)
- in real life by screaming words like "Cheese!" on the street or from your window
- and last but not least on forums, the battlefield of spammers,
There are other spamming mediums but we will focuss on the latter.
2. Never edit, if you made a mistake in a previous post it's an ocasion to fix it in a new post or appologise for the mistake(P.S. make mistakes oftain but not enough 4 mods to catch you), and watch your postcount go up
3. Post on more forums at once(Mr. Oakwarrior will expand on this)
4. Try to start a conversation, and then ask a lot of questions, this is an incospicous way to increase postcount AND make friends with/draw information from people
5. Join the crowd, if you see a bunch of people spamming, join them... they can't bann you all can they?
6. Find spammy or spam-proned threads, these can be usually found in forums with names that contain "General Discution", "Off Topic", "Camp Fire", "Tavern"etc.
7. Join a cult, preferably of a mod, a great way to make good with mods so they won't bann you and another reason to spamm(cuzz they can't bann you if you're talking about them, as gods no less)
The last two are by far the most fun and recomended spamming methods.
I awayt your comments and additions and sugestions.
Spam well! May the spam be with you! Go forth and spam!
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