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[znork]

Well many of may rember the strange day i hade befor christmes. Today is nothing like that strange, but this is a litte hummoristik.

First off for all of the new ones her that dosent know me, i have my own buisniss helping people withe theire computer at thier home. This latest monthes have been hectic for me so i dont had enoughe time be her. But still i go home to poeple and se som strange things.

Well today i whent home to this lady she was in her 40 i would guess and computer illitiret. Finnaly she was will to pay for a guy like me and i came higly recommend from frinds (nice for me that peopele are reccomending me .

Well she had problems withe her email, could not send and recive them. Small simpel job removing symantec chaning som setings wolla problem solved. Then i reboted. What did i see intel ht extreem edition. (let me just say this that is a kick @ss mother bliber of prossor AND GOD I WANT IT) I got a computer nerd momment. Not beliving what i just saw, the nex shock was about to hit she was running xp 64. I turnd of the computer again and opend it. what did i see well people the girl had hardware. Ill not go into more details but she had payed well over 30000 nok for it. (3750 euros). When she told me this i actualy fell of the chair.

So people in norway ther is this lady 40 somthing haveing the computer of youre dreems. Sending email and paying bils online. Wondering if there is more to the beast she has.

My nerd hart is craying

[Red_orbiT_]

Ow. That's actually painful. Even though I'm dead. Painful and unfair. I want it too. Almost as much as a resurrection.

[Dergos]

me want that pc to i'm starting to save now so i can have a bit decent pc in september after i worked the whole summer

[Secret_Holder]

30.000 NOK for a computer ?!?
Geez, they can be expensive.

[znork]

Pickture a wommen sitteing ther just sending e mail

[Dergos]

they stole it from us, yes precious, the litle thiefs, we wants it, we needs it gaaaaaagggh

[Secret_Holder]

Yeah, quite expensive, when you only want to send e-mails.
But my father bought a computer for 24.000 DKK, and he only needed it for E-mails, internet and drawing as he's a construction-architect, so they rigged him up with all the state-of-the-art equipment, and here am I sitting posting on a HoMM forum

[Zamolxis108]

When I was studying, living in a students' house, there used to be a guy a couple of rooms away from mine, who had this kind of kick @ss beast computer, with everything (MHz, GB, RAM etc) at least twice than any mortal's comp, and he was using it only to browse pr0n all day.

No 3D Shooters, no any other kind of games, no animations, renderings, autocad, whatever... None of the games or aplications that were barely working on our poor computers, could be found on his. It was driving all of us crazy.

[rldragon]

Yeah I know the feeling.
Znork, that lady is mad!You should tell that to the government and in return for community services they could give you her computer

[znork]

Originally posted by Zamolxis108:
When I was studying, living in a students' house, there used to be a guy a couple of rooms away from mine, who had this kind of kick @ss beast computer, with everything (MHz, GB, RAM etc) at least twice than any mortal's comp, and he was using it only to browse pr0n all day.

A well if surf porn you need the comp to be kick @ss thick about all the spywhere he needs to run.