WOW! I'm sure sorry that I never discovered this topic. I'm also sorry that I never actually burst out laughing repeatedly at the inane meanderings that don't appear here. No! I'm actually CRYING MY EYES OUT!!
Since I don't know about this non-existant topic I'll be sure to not try to find it in the future because I hate the lack of wit the non-contributors would display. There is something wrong with my keyboard, all the keys have turned into biscuits. I must not stop poking these biscuits and "Post Now" because I'm not going downstairs and make an UGLY turkey sandwich.
UGLY Turkey Sandwich:
If anyone finds this message in a bottle, you didn't!
This is MY diary and I have no idea how you all got into it!
What a horrible weekend! Several days of not working and I am having severe withdrawals. I was SO thrilled when I woke this morning and realized it was Monday. Monday! Yea!! I wanted to throw a party I was SO happy. Monday IS my favorite day of the week, afterall. *sigh* I have to drag myself away from here, diary, because I can't wait to get to work!!
What an incredibly boring thread!!! Who are all of you people?! I never met any group in my life so determined to be utterly banal! If there was even a spark of wit among you, the thread might actually deserve to be perpetuated. As it is, having read only one or two posts, I find it totally without redeeming social value, and hold it in the utmost comtempt. I shall certainly never give any of it credence with any further attention on my part.
This is the most impossibly dumb thread I have ever laid eyes opon! It is hardly worth my time to even glance through this pestilence I could laughingly call posts. I absolutely HATE cocoa, and I hate anyone that gives it to me!
I swear to you I AM NAPOLEON!!!! And I am a perfectly NORMAL person!!
I will conquer you all....
Just to let you know, I do NOT have any christmas lights in my room. Nor do I have a christmas tree, 2 half-gallon containers of eggnog, and 2 bottles of sparkling cider, so no one can have any of it. There will not be any christmas parties in my dorm room because I don't have a dorm room! And I will never ever give Speedy a single drop of my egg nog if I ever get any!!!
I absolutely hate this thread! Hate it hate it hate it!!! I cannot believe that I ever bothered to post here.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time in this thread, I will never post here again....