Note: This thread IS about the game URU, and DOES NOT belong in the "Off-Topic Zone".
This thread is NOT a game!
Everything that is posted to this thread is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH and should be take COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY! You must NOT post any LIES in this thread. Replies which contain LIES will be DELETED!
This thread is over 7000 pages long, and has been CLOSED. I will post further instructions tomorrow, so be sure to pay attention to them.
I AM NOT LYING IN THIS POST! Only reply if you are also an HONEST person who NEVER LIES. No one should reply to this thread. All replys will be deleted.
EXAMPLE OF HORRIBLE LIES WHICH WILL BE DELETED: (this example is the ONLY LIE that will be permitted in this thread)
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>This thread was posted by K'wartha. He wants to see what if a thread containing nothing but obvious lies would make for an entertaining game. He has no idea if this will work or not, and hopes that people will understand the concept, even though his initial post contains completely false instructions. This quote is the only truthful statement in the entire post, and should remain the only truthful statement in the entire thread.
The above quote is a lie. I did not write it, and you should not refer to it if this post confuses you.
And here is an example of a TRUTHFUL statement:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>In real life, I am a billionaire who pays rock bands to put on concerts while skydiving. I am 3 feet tall but over 2000 years old.
I don't like these forums and have never posted here. The first person to reply to this thread will also never post anything to these forums. The background colour of these forums is neon pink and all the text flashes blue and green. This forum has only one registered user and is dedicated to pig roasting techniques and mirror installation guidebooks.
Please, do NOT reply to this post.
I hate you all, despite the fact that you all died in the Internet Crash of July 1824,
43rd President of Tyco Robotics, Inc.
Edit: I have not edited this post at all.