The first original hamburger was tested in secrecy. Obviously, its performance was nothing to laugh at. This chart was slipped under the door of a McDonalds in Kansas last year. It has been independently authenticated and our sources say this chart is the real deal.Originally posted by space_bandit:
The American hamburger is clearly over modelled!
They have way to much fuel capacity and to much firepower with mexican relish.
Now that's a burger that rawks!
The later burgers had sesame seeds installed. These were meant to provide a better grip. But not long after, waitresses claimed that the seeded burgers just didn't perform like the seedless burgers. Further testing on seeeded burgers was carried out. Turned out, the waitresses were right.
In the end, it was decided that too many buns had already been seeded the cost of deseeding the already made buns was just to too high. The leaders of the time decided to change the role of the burger. It was from this point that a popular vote banned food fights involving burgers. Although the official reasons given for the ban seemed legitamate enough, many conspiracy theorists question the validity of those reasons. Some have even suggested a connection between UFO's and seedless buns.
Others have claimed that the P-51's laminar wing technology was actually taken from the seedless burger. We all know the Spitfire's wing technology is directly related to the seeded burger. Britain has always been synonymous with "seeded".
The US government has officially denied the conspiracy claims and will not provide any further comments.