At The Zoo | Forums

[dgrayson]

There have been of late, several references to this forum being a zoo. Rather than add this to an existing thread I thought it might deserve a thread of it's own. So here are the lyrics to "At The Zoo"� by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel.

Which animal are you?

At The Zoo

Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Oh ho ho ho
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm

It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo

But you can take the cross-town bus
If it's raining or it's cold
And the animals will love it
If you do

If ya do now

Something tells me
It's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Oh ho ho ho
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm

The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum

Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas
Ya gotta come and see
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo

I think I definitely fall into the Orangutan category.

Don't you agree?

Dave

[Whisperer]

I think you just made a promotion there. You just went up the ladder from cook to singin cook. Must say i'm glad you are such a fine cheff, becouse i'm not quite sure the sining carreer will bring in the same amount of money. But i have to say, it is amusing to here these lyrics come from the kitchen!

By the way i now did find out why Rosie is trying to corner you. Talk about a lions cub learning to stalk.

and as for al the monkey buisness...

[Whisperer]

Oh, by the way, did i tell you about the time i had a Harem?



Also found a picture of little Jambo when he was jus a whee little boy, long befor he turned green. Here's the proof people do look better when they grow older!

[PWH]

ROFL....

[ElAurens]

The "UBIZoo" title is already held by the IL2 forum.

This place is an oasis by comparison.

[Goose_Green]

Originally posted by Whisperer:
Also found a picture of little Jambo when he was jus a whee little boy, long befor he turned green. Here's the proof people do look better when they grow older!

Just look at the dazed & confused look on his face

[Ducimus_Rapax]

What.....


What is that?

[Factor76]

it looks like a gremlin.

[BTOG46]

Baby Lemur.
The long third finger means it's an Aye Aye, which seems an appropriate name on these forums.

[Whisperer]

By the way, Dave...

I've found the raotant that's been drinking all of your Liquer. Gave him some harsh words and sent him off to AA. And talk about roatants, who was the wise guy that went out and tought the squirrels to get in touch with the Force. Didn't Yoda tell you this was only for the higher evolved, now look what you have done...


As for the escaped tiger, it turned out to be the neighbour's cat. And did i tell you that klcarroll's metal band has a new member? Yup, his name is "Grawl", guess he must be a foreighner.