yet again...WALLY TEST! | Forums

[CK9]

I've post a couple before, but I don't think I've posted this one yet. PM me your answers and I'll tell you if you're correct, or you can post them here and wait 'till next week when I post the answers

oops, forgot to put in the questions, lol


Assess your skill at a Wally Test from Great Lateral Thinking Puzzles. Get pencil and paper and write down the answers to following questions. You have two minutes:


If a ton of coal costs $30 and a ton of cole costs $25, what will a ton of firewood come to?
Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?
Why are U.S. soldiers forbidden to carry rifles any longer?
What three things that you can eat can never have for breakfast?
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
What would you call a person who did not have all his fingers on one hand?
Which is greater: six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?
What is the best way to get down from a camel?
How could a man be severely injured being hit by some tomatoes?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

[gaberax]

If a ton of coal costs $30 and a ton of cole costs $25, what will a ton of firewood come to?
Charcoal?
Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?
Haircut?
Why are U.S. soldiers forbidden to carry rifles any longer?
Any longer than what?
What three things that you can eat can never have for breakfast?
Dinner, supper and Lunch
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella?
What would you call a person who did not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal...half his fingers are on one hand, half on the other.
Which is greater: six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?
six dozen dozen...
What is the best way to get down from a camel?
Oh God! Not the "down from a duck joke" again!
How could a man be severely injured being hit by some tomatoes?
Fried tomatoes?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
Do you know what a plate of Japanese men costs?

[CK9]

lol, gab, you got some corect:

If a ton of coal costs $30 and a ton of cole costs $25, what will a ton of firewood come to?

_Ashes

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

_Haircut

Why are U.S. soldiers forbidden to carry rifles any longer?

_The rifles are long enough already.

What three things that you can eat can never have for breakfast?

_Lunch, dinner and supper.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?

_An umbrella.

What would you call a person who did not have all his fingers on one hand?

_Normal.

Which is greater: six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?

_Six dozen dozen is 12 times as much as half a dozen dozen.

What is the best way to get down from a camel?

_You cannot get down from a camel. You get down from a duck.

How could a man be severely injured being hit by some tomatoes?

_They were tinned tomatoes.

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

_There are more of them

[marae]

I should have tried that. I would have gotten most of them. I only figured out that the tomatoes were in cans while I was reading Gab's answers, though. A little late. And you can get down from a goose, too.

[CK9]

it took me 2 days to get the down joke

[T.O.O.O.]

So camels can't get down? Just as well, the disco's closed, anyway.