Is it me or is the bow just useless vs crabpeople?? Get out the hot-supersoaker!
Maybe they are slowly adapting to have the outward appearance of a lobster that has already been cooked. They can then lie really still when carried out to the table and as soon as the waiter leaves...make a run for it.
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