I deleted it, and had a change of heart.
Posted Sat January 03 2009 05:24
Chapter ONE: Morgan
"Come on!" shrieked Chloe. "Morgan!"
"Alright, I'm not Sonic The Hedgehog!" I yelled. "And why do we have to go to Jasmynns' dumb ballet class anyway? Just 'cos it's bring a friend day..."
"I know. She has zillions of mates, all wetter than we are. Why's it have to be us?"
"You tell me, you're not a physco."
Chloe shot me a look. Darn it.
"And you are? Come on, just 'cos Starlotta hates you and thinks you're a four-eyed freak, doesn't mean you are."
"Come on, be confident! You are Chloe Brannings' best mate " Chloe gave me a hug. " CONFIDENT!!!!!!"
"I'm being blooming confident, and it's NOT WORKING!"
"Yeah, well, MAKE IT WORK!"
"Chloe, you're not arebesquing. You're just sticking your leg in the air like you couldn't care less. Just try."
"I am trying, and I couldn't care less." whispered Chloe. "Fat old...C-o-w."
"Now, up and twirl,and left and..."
"Fall over." whispered Chloe.
Chloe Branning is
A) my bezzie
B) an exact replica of Nubia from The Roman Mysteries,
C) Rebellious. She makes Tracy Beaker look like Saintly Cousin Helen from What Katy Did.
It all started-the weird bit-when it was going home time. Starlotta was picking on Pamela Rennison because she is not the thinnest girl in the world. (Pamela, that is)
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Anyone would rather be fat then an anorexic old tart like you!" I yelled.
"Coming from the girl who is blind, therefore does not know what I look like." said Starlotta. Honestly. She is so snobby.
"Chance would be a fine thing." I said. "You make my great grandmother look like Denise Van Outen."
Starlotta narrowed her eyes. "You will pay for that."
I stuck my toungue out.
Miss Linni (the teacher) came in at that moment.
"Miiiis, Morgan swore at me!"
"Don't be so silly Starlotta, she didn't say a thing."
"Morgan, please apologize to Starlotta."
"I didn't do anything!"
"Why would Starlotta lie?
I stared at her. "Believe it or not, your precious Starlotta has some flaws."
And with that, I ran off.
It is not a coincidence that Starlotta's surname is Reece, which is also the surname of Miss Linnis' sister. Yup. You got it.
Anyway, I was just walking along, by myself, feeling depressed.
"I just wish I could be someone else." I whispered.
I suddenly collapsed, the hall going strangely black.