How Would Jesus Play? | Forums

[Safrole]

How would Jesus play GRAW? I think a few simple principles would guide his style.

1. No Teabagging - he would simply shoot you and move on as gloating would not be in his nature.

2. No Glitching - he would not need to teleport, as he gets to do that all the time anyway.

3. No Team Stacking - he would probably mix his disciples evenly into the room, commanding them to "go forth".

4. No Team Killing - Well, except Judas. But let's be honest that guy has it coming.

5. 3 Day Respawn - sharpshooter games may take a little longer than average.

[SirWhupalot]

As we all know, Jesus is "everywhere". So that means he would be up in your spawn rapin ur *** yet could not be accused of spending the entire match camping at the enemy base.

[K0LDING]

Jesus would be too busy to play GRAW. That is for the rest of us ;-)

[xSKYCOWBOYx]

i couldnt respond to your other post about the new name for spawnshooter. but i like both of these. very funny.

[Choke_A_Smurf]

Jebus would hit the NUKE button and we would all suddenly just drop dead. Then he would go on to another game and do it to them.

[Southpaw1964]

Anyone know if Jesus was left handed? if he was he'd be screwed like the rest of us hardcore lefties

[Safrole]

I suppose he could be left handed. BOTH hands were injured pretty severely, but I'll bet he can still "pwn" (sorry) when he wants to. After all even with drones off he knows right where you're hiding, so don't try camping him out - you'd better just run around and "spray and pray." Oh wait a minute... don't bother with the prayer.

[K0LDING]

Originally posted by Safrole:
Oh wait a minute... don't bother with the prayer.

[Dirty_Jackal]

I think he would be the medic in RS:Lockdown. ...just minus the whole nerve gas thing

[SPQR Radical]

umm Jesus would end the game before it even started with his team ahead by infinite points.

BTW I know many left handed players who play this game no problem, I cant figure out how it effects left handed people. I mean you use both joystics the same ammount usually.