DocSEAL
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food? the man asked.
Óš "No, I don't gamble, the homeless man said. I need everything I can get just to stay alive"
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of food? the man asked.
"Are you NUTS?! replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food? the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!! exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well, said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like after he's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
[This message was edited by DocSEAL on Thu August 19 2004 at 11:23 AM.]
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