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    XyZspineZyX
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    1. no everyone is a white straight male ages 18-48
    2. cheaters are not "gay" infact no one uses the word as an insult in real life
    3. dont be surprised but not everyone online is american
    4. again dont be surprised but not everyone will love you for being american
    5. joking about the french might work in the us but other nationalities might be getting it.
    6. most of the rest of world dont have foxnews and cnn so they might not have the same opinion as you.
    7. not everyone that is against war loves bin ladin
    8. the definition of euro trash is not "europeans that dont wanna go to war with us".
    9. not everyone has the same sence of humor as you. (who the hell is "fonzo" and why it so funny?).
    10. not all muslims are terroists, just like not all americans are war junkies.
    11. saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 accept it, live with it, and move on.
    12. I love america and i wanna go to war with america are too different things.
    13. "george w bush is a puppet in the hands of his. administration" if this sentence offends you, then you might need a cat-scan.
    14. being fat is not mc donaldsâ´ fault, they didnt force you to eat there.
    15. not everyone is a britney spears fan.
    16. why on earth would anyone want to own a gun? youâ´ll end up killing someone eventually.
    17. if this list offends you, you need to relax and get out more.


    I made this list just for the fun of it no mean to offend anyone, unless your easily offended.

    ps: im swedish, someone make a list for swedish ppl
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    XyZspineZyX
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    1. no everyone is a white straight male ages 18-48
    2. cheaters are not "gay" infact no one uses the word as an insult in real life
    3. dont be surprised but not everyone online is american
    4. again dont be surprised but not everyone will love you for being american
    5. joking about the french might work in the us but other nationalities might be getting it.
    6. most of the rest of world dont have foxnews and cnn so they might not have the same opinion as you.
    7. not everyone that is against war loves bin ladin
    8. the definition of euro trash is not "europeans that dont wanna go to war with us".
    9. not everyone has the same sence of humor as you. (who the hell is "fonzo" and why it so funny?).
    10. not all muslims are terroists, just like not all americans are war junkies.
    11. saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 accept it, live with it, and move on.
    12. I love america and i wanna go to war with america are too different things.
    13. "george w bush is a puppet in the hands of his. administration" if this sentence offends you, then you might need a cat-scan.
    14. being fat is not mc donaldsâ´ fault, they didnt force you to eat there.
    15. not everyone is a britney spears fan.
    16. why on earth would anyone want to own a gun? youâ´ll end up killing someone eventually.
    17. if this list offends you, you need to relax and get out more.


    I made this list just for the fun of it no mean to offend anyone, unless your easily offended.

    ps: im swedish, someone make a list for swedish ppl
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    XyZspineZyX
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    This would have been so much better if it was any bit witty or clever. Too bad, wasted potential. [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif[/img]

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    --"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1
    --Capt. Carter: "You think it might be a booby trap?"
    â â Teal'c: "Booby?"
    --"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"
    --"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"
    --"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell
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    <font size ="20">"9. not everyone has the same sence of humor as you"</font>
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    XyZspineZyX
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    humor??? Must be a cultural difference, I didn't see a bit of humor anywhere. [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img]

    Edit: Humor is when you stated that Michelle Malkin is "obviously" a racist white woman. [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif[/img] j/k dude.

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    --"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1
    --Capt. Carter: "You think it might be a booby trap?"
    â â Teal'c: "Booby?"
    --"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"
    --"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"
    --"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell

    Message Edited on 09/24/0303:51PM by Demon_Mustang
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    XyZspineZyX
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    i agree with u accept the gun part. it can be self defense or sport. or to get food. other than that exactly what i believe except noone listens to me if i say it.[img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif[/img]




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    XyZspineZyX
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    - Edit: Humor is when you stated that Michelle Malkin
    - is "obviously" a racist white woman.


    I never said she was white.
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    XyZspineZyX
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    Oh no, did you edit it out? TOO BAD because I quoted you first! [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img]

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    --"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1
    --Capt. Carter: "You think it might be a booby trap?"
    â â Teal'c: "Booby?"
    --"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"
    --"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"
    --"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell
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    XyZspineZyX
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    Nope, you didn't edit it out, here it is: "This 'person' is obviously some white nationalist biatch." [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif[/img]

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    --"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." -Col. Jack O'Neill -Stargate SG-1
    --Capt. Carter: "You think it might be a booby trap?"
    â â Teal'c: "Booby?"
    --"I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up" -in Russian on a bomb tech's shirt from "The Sum of All Fears"
    --"All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's a fish!" -Tom Hanks "Splash"
    --"War is not about who's right, it's about who's left." -Anders Russell
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    XyZspineZyX
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    My bad, I assumed she was a white racist when she is really an asian racist. Oops.
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