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[XyZspineZyX]

Alright, whos writing these reference notes?






Hey, if birds and fish can do it, why can't we make the SAMs think we are just one big airplane, so they'll be too afraid to attack us...






Alright that's it! I can accept the death of hundreds of civialian by carpet bombing...but destroying that forest preserve...you've gone too far!!




Alright guys...put your Stingers away, this is supposed to
be rated E for Everyone.






Incoming missile, break...up, wait no down, no I was right before go down...I think





This is what happens when 16 B-1bs release 84 Mk 84 bombs each over a city. Note the number of pages in the "Actions" list.




-Brass



Message Edited on 12/06/0303:05AM by BassBullet

[XyZspineZyX]

Alright, whos writing these reference notes?






Hey, if birds and fish can do it, why can't we make the SAMs think we are just one big airplane, so they'll be too afraid to attack us...






Alright that's it! I can accept the death of hundreds of civialian by carpet bombing...but destroying that forest preserve...you've gone too far!!




Alright guys...put your Stingers away, this is supposed to
be rated E for Everyone.






Incoming missile, break...up, wait no down, no I was right before go down...I think





This is what happens when 16 B-1bs release 84 Mk 84 bombs each over a city. Note the number of pages in the "Actions" list.




-Brass



Message Edited on 12/06/0303:05AM by BassBullet

[bflagg]

Is it me or does the front of all those B-1's look
like seals?

Really. Take another look..

Brett

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[XyZspineZyX]

From Acorns little Warthog's grow

[XyZspineZyX]

This was funny, i tried to pull up....and i had no awnser , when u pressed F2 i saw this.....lol
No wonder why i was unable to pull up....eheheh

[XyZspineZyX]

All we need is a type R sticker.



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Message Edited on 12/05/03â 09:33PM by Hittson

Message Edited on 12/05/0309:34PM by Hittson

[XyZspineZyX]

Brings the "If you can read this your too close" signs to mind.




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About after 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to myself "Man, you made a big mistake." -Charles 'Chuck' Yeager, regards his first flight

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[XyZspineZyX]

LOL thats a good one.

-Brass