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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to
the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring
she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's
ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must
know I'm using it on my schnauzer".

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."


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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to
the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring
she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's
ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must
know I'm using it on my schnauzer".

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."


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hehe good one.

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I'll put more up as they come everyone should post on this thread jokes and stuff they get in E-mails.

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hehe funny

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cool smileys

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>>>>The Eulogy
>>>>>
>>>>>She married and had 7 children. Her husband died. She married
>>>>>again
>>and
>>>>had
>>>>>5 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and
>>>>>this
>>>>time
>>>>>had 3 more children.
>>>>>
>>>>>Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
>>prayed
>>>>for
>>>>>her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said,
>>>>>"Lord,
>>>>they're
>>>>
>>>>>finally together."
>>>>>
>>>>>One mourner leaned over, quietly asked her friend , "Do you
>>>>>think he
>>>>means
>>>>>her first, second or third husband?"
>>>>>
>>>>>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."



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Subject: New Quarter Problem




The United States Treasury has announced a recall on the new Alabama
quarters. "We are recalling all of the new Alabama quarters that were
recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a
press conference Monday morning. "This comes in the wake of numerous
reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking
meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other
coin-operated devices."
"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," said Skackelford. The
winning design for the Alabama quarter was submitted by Auburn
University College of Engineering student William Doutrieux.
"Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together
keeps jamming coin-operated devices."

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> > There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the
> >street when
> > > > >> a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him! .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Nice bike," The cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket
> >for a
> > > > > > safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
> >put a reflector
> > > > > > light on the back of it."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you
> >got
> > > > > > there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year
> >tell Santa
> > > > > > the **** goes underneath the horse not on top."


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