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  1. #1
    XyZspineZyX
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    Just some jokes.

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    beer drinkers

    Two guys, , were driving down the road drinking a
    couple
    of bottles of Bud.

    The passenger, said, "Lookey up thar . It's a police
    roadblock!
    We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

    Don't worry ," "We'll just pull over and finish
    drinkin'
    these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
    throw
    the
    bottles under the seat."

    What fer

    Jest let me do the talkin', OK

    Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
    seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
    roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

    NO SIR," "We're on the patch.
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    A Marine recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

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    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love,
    Becky


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    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
    ------------------------------------------------------

    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care,
    Ricky
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    lol







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    Message Edited on 08/10/03 12:36AM by usa320

    Message Edited on 08/10/0306:43AM by freakishly
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    XyZspineZyX
    Guest
    Just some jokes.

    --------------------------------------------------------
    beer drinkers

    Two guys, , were driving down the road drinking a
    couple
    of bottles of Bud.

    The passenger, said, "Lookey up thar . It's a police
    roadblock!
    We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

    Don't worry ," "We'll just pull over and finish
    drinkin'
    these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
    throw
    the
    bottles under the seat."

    What fer

    Jest let me do the talkin', OK

    Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
    seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
    roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

    NO SIR," "We're on the patch.
    ------------------------------------------------------



    A Marine recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    -----------------------------------------------------

    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love,
    Becky


    -----------------------------------------------------
    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
    ------------------------------------------------------

    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care,
    Ricky
    --------------------------------------------------------

    lol







    <marquee width="400">"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"--SC FORUM OVERNIGHT SHIFT--C Bob Johnson IV, 2003, All Rights Reserved--
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    Message Edited on 08/10/03 12:36AM by usa320

    Message Edited on 08/10/0306:43AM by freakishly
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    XyZspineZyX
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    i liked the first one...

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    LOL!! that last one was good. Ive heard the first one before, but its still funny.

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  5. #5
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    omg that last ones good

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  6. #6
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    Lol! Those are great. I particularily like the second one. Heh.



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    ;;

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    Message Edited on 08/10/0301:18PM by halo_99
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    loved that last one,

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    me too????[img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif[/img] [img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif[/img] ?

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    ...........LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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