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Just some jokes.
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beer drinkers
Two guys, , were driving down the road drinking a
couple
of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, said, "Lookey up thar . It's a police
roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
Don't worry ," "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
throw
the
bottles under the seat."
What fer
Jest let me do the talkin', OK
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
NO SIR," "We're on the patch.
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A Marine recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
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Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
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The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
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Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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lol
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Message Edited on 08/10/03 12:36AM by usa320
Message Edited on 08/10/0306:43AM by freakishly
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Just some jokes.
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beer drinkers
Two guys, , were driving down the road drinking a
couple
of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, said, "Lookey up thar . It's a police
roadblock!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
Don't worry ," "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and
throw
the
bottles under the seat."
What fer
Jest let me do the talkin', OK
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
NO SIR," "We're on the patch.
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A Marine recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
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Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
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The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
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Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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lol
<marquee width="400">"The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity"--SC FORUM OVERNIGHT SHIFT--C Bob Johnson IV, 2003, All Rights Reserved--
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Message Edited on 08/10/03 12:36AM by usa320
Message Edited on 08/10/0306:43AM by freakishly
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LOL!! that last one was good. Ive heard the first one before, but its still funny.
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Lol! Those are great. I particularily like the second one. Heh.
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