I'm going to make a game to please everybody that starts looking for cheats after playing for 5 minutes. It's going to be a simple premise:
After you start the game, you see a giant button. You press the button and this message appears:
"Congratulations! You have beaten the game with a perfect score!".
No cheats needed, and the sdk will come with the disk, so you can change the color and shape of the button (shortcut to MSPaint), customize the end message (shortcut to Notepad), etc.