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Talks in an american nursery....
Son: Hey Dad, why did we had to attack the Iraq?
Dad: Because they had lots of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WoMD).
Son: But the Inspectors didnt found any WoMD
Dad: Because the Iraqies did hide them.
Son: And why did we had to conquer them?
Dad: Yeah, to Conquer works better then inspections.
Son: But after we did conquer the Iraq, we still didnt found any WoMD, did we?
Dad: Because they did hide the weapons well. Dont worry son, we will find something, at least by the elections in 2004.
Son: What for the Iraqies wanted to have these WoMD?
Dad: To use them in a War, silly.
Son: Now Im confused. If they had all these weapons, they intended to use in a war, Why didnt they use the weapons then, when we where in war with them?
Dad: Well, obvious they didnt want anyone to know that they have WoMD. So they decided rather to die with thousands then to defend themselfs.
Son: This doesnt make sense, Why should they decide rather to die then to use the Weapons that could defend against an invasion?
Dad: Its a diffrent culture, it doesnt need to make sense.
Son: I dont know how you feel about that, but I dont believe in that they had these WoMD as our goverment affirmed.
Dad: Well, see, it doesnt matters if they had weapons or not. We had a diffrent reason to attack them.
Son: Oh, and what was that then?
Dad: Even if the Iraq didnt had any WoMD, then there was Saddam Hussein, an evil Dictator. That is a good reason to attack another Country.
Son: Why?, What does an evil Dictator do, that it is justified to invade another Country?
Dad: Well, beside others stuff he tortures the peoples.
Son: Oh, the same way as they do in china?
Dad: Dont compare China with Iraq, Son! China is a very good economic contractor, where a million of people work for slavelike wages in sweatshops, to generate a very good profit for US-Companies.
Son: So, if a nation exploits the people for the profit of US companies, then it is a good nation, even if it tortures the peoples?
Dad: yes, thats correct.
Son: Why got peoples tortured in Iraq?
Dad: Mainly because of political crimes like criticizing the goverment. People who did criticize the Iraqy Goverment where put in prison and tortured.
Son: Isnt that exactly what is happening in China?
Dad: I told you, China is a diffrent case.
Son: But what is the diffrence between China and Iraq?
Dad: Well, Iraq got owned by the Baath-Party, China on the opposite is communist.
Son: Didnt you said once the communists are evil?
Dad: No, just the communists in Cuba are.
Son: How are the cuban communists evil?
Dad: For example, in Cuba people who criticize the goverment are put in prison and get tortured.
Son: As in Iraq?
Dad: exactly
Son: And as well as in China?
Dad: As I already said, China is a good economic contractor, Cuba on the other hand is not.
Son: How come Cuba is not a good economic Contractor?
Dad: Well, you have to know, back then in the 60's our goverment did legislate some laws which make it illigal for americans to trade with Cuba until they are no communist anymore or became capitalists like we are.
Son: But, if we would get rid of these laws and would have trade with Cuba, wouldnt that help to make Cuba capitalist?
Dad: Dont be a wisenheimer!
Son: I didnt thought I am a smart ***.
Dad: well, doesnt matters, they dont have religious freedom in cuba
Son: like in China with the Falun-Gong Group?
Dad: I told you, Stop talking bad about China! However, Saddam got to power with a military coup, so he cant be a justified Leader.
Son: what is a military coup?
Dad: Military coup, is when the Generals get the power with military forces instead of haveing democratic elections like we do in the USA.
Son: Didnt got the Leader of Pacistan power with a military coup?
Dad: You speak about General Pervez Musharraf? Yeah well, thats correct, but Pacistan is our friend.
Son: Why is Pacistan our friend if the Leader isnt legal?
Dad: I never said Pervez Musharraf is legal...
Son: Didnt you said, that if a General gets power with a military coup and kicks out the legal goverment with military forces, then he cant be a justified leader?
Dad: Only Saddam, Pervez Musharraf is our friend because he helped us to attack Afghanistan
Son: Why did we attack Afghanistan?
Dad: Because of what they did against us on 9/11.
Son: What did Afghanistan against us on 9/11?
Dad: Well, on the 11th September 19 Men - 15 of them out of Saudi Arabia- hijacked 4 planes and crashed them into buildings in New York and Washington, 3500 peoples got killed.
Son: And what got Afghanistan to do with it?
Dad: In Afghanistan these evil Men got trained under the repressive regime fo the Talibans.
Son: The taliban, arent that these evil, radical fundamentalistic Islamists, thats chop off peoples hands and heads?
Dad: Yes, exactly these. Not only that they did chop off peoples hands and heads, no further more they did suppress women.
Son: But the Bush Administration did gave in May 2001 43 Million US$ to the Taliban right?
Dad: Yes, the Taliban where very helpfull to stop the Opium production.
Son: How did they managed that so well then?
Dad: Simple, they chop off the hands and heads of those Opiumproducers they got a hand on.
Son: So, it is OK that the Taliban do chop off peoples hands and heads because they crop plants but its not OK if they do it because of other reasons?
Dad: Correct, for the US it is OK if radical islamist Fundamentalist chop off peoples hands and heads because they crop Plants, but it is evil if they chop off hands when someone does steal a pice of bread.
Son: Dont they chop off hands and heads in Saudi Arabia as well?
Dad: Thats something diffrent. Afghanistan got owned by a tyrannic patriarchy, that forced the women to wear Burkas in public and threaten them with getting killed if they dont follow that rule.
Son: Isnt it true that saudi Women have to wear a Burkas in public as well?
Dad: No, Saudi Women wear traditional islamic Clothes.
Son: What is the diffrence?
Dad: The traditionell islamic Clothes -as saudiarabian Women do wear- are decent but still elegant clothes, that cover the female body totaly beside the eyes and hands. The Burkas on the other hand is an evil Tool of the patriarchal Taliban regime that covers the female body totaly beside the eyes and hands.
Son: Thats sounds euqal to me, just with a diffrent name.
Dad: Hm well, you cant compare Saudi Arabia with Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia is our friend.
Son: But I thought, 15 of the 19 Hijackers of the 9/11 came from Saudi Arabia?
Dad: Yes, but they where trained in Afghanistan.
Son: Who did train them?
Dad: A very evil man named Osama Bin Laden
Son: Is he from Afganistan?
Dad: Eh, No. he is from Saudi Arabia, But he is an evil, a very evil Man.
Son: I think, i can remember he was our friend once wasnt he?
Dad: Yeah, well back in the 80's when we helped him and his Mujaheddeen out in their fight against the evil communist Sovjets.
Son: The Sovjets? Was that the evil communist Empire Ronald Reagan allways was talking about?
Dad: The Sovjets are no more. The UDSSR did fall apart in 1990 or something, now they have elections and Capitalism like we do. We call them Russians now.
Son: The Sovjets, eh the Russians, they are now our firends?
Dad: Well, not really. You must know, they where our friends for man y years after they stopped beeing Sovjets. But then they decided not to support us with the attack on Iraq, thats why we are angry with them. We are angry as well with the French and the Germans because they didnt help us either.
Son: So, the French and the Germans are evil to?
Dad: Not really evil, but evil enough that we where forced to rename "French Fries" and "French Toast" into "Freedom Fries" and "Freedom Toast".
Son: Oh, so do we rename now allways food if a country doesnt do what we want?
Dad: No, that we do just with our friends. Our enemies we do attack.
Son: But wasnt the Iraq our friend in the 80's?
Dad: Ye well true, but thats long ago.
Son: But Saddam Hussein was Leader of Iraq back then already?
Dad: Yes, but then he had a war with Iran, so we made him our friend.
Son: What did made him our friend?
Dad: Because back then Iran was our enemy.
Son: But didnt he gased the Irany Soldiers and Kurds back then?
Dad: Yes, but we did look away to show him he is our friend.
Son: Oh, where did he got the Chemials from?
Dad: Well, our Mr. Rumsfeld did travel to Iraq and did meet Saddam. There they made a nice deal and US copmanies made a very good profit with selling all this.
Son: So, everyone who is fighting our enemies becomes automaticaly our friend?
Dad: Mainly yes.
Son: And everyone who fights against our friends becomes automatical our enemy?
Dad: Sometimes, but if american Companies can make a profit, we deliver weapons to both sides, thats even better.
Son: Why?
Dad: Because a war is good for the economy, which means a war is good for America. And God is on the side of America, makes every war-enemy an unamerican evil communist. Do you understand now why we had to attack Iraq?
Son: I think, we attacked Iraq because God wants us to do so, right?
Dad: Yes.
Son: But how can we know that God wants us to attack Iraq?
Dad: Well, son, God talks directly to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Son: So in the consequence you are telling me, We did attack Iraq because George W. Bush does hear voices?
Dad: Yes, Son. Finally you did understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, get comfort and have a good sleep.
Son: Good night Dad.
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<marquee><font color="red"><font size="2" style="Verdana">Now in the news.....................BUSH a LIAR.....................Ari Fleischer admited the polemic Comments from Mr. Bush about the potential of WoMD during his speach to the congress in January where simply a lie.....................The Bush administration fooled the US with their lies about a threat towards the USA, a threat which obvioulsy does not exist at all and never did.....................There where no, there are no and there will not be WoMD in Iraq................This and only this where the legitimation of the Bush administration to attack the sovereign Country Iraq against all human rights and UN legitimation. So since now there where no WoMD, it remains as a fact that Iraq was innocent, means the USA attacked and invaded an innocent state.....................</marquee>
The F-word is appreciated
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Talks in an american nursery....
Son: Hey Dad, why did we had to attack the Iraq?
Dad: Because they had lots of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WoMD).
Son: But the Inspectors didnt found any WoMD
Dad: Because the Iraqies did hide them.
Son: And why did we had to conquer them?
Dad: Yeah, to Conquer works better then inspections.
Son: But after we did conquer the Iraq, we still didnt found any WoMD, did we?
Dad: Because they did hide the weapons well. Dont worry son, we will find something, at least by the elections in 2004.
Son: What for the Iraqies wanted to have these WoMD?
Dad: To use them in a War, silly.
Son: Now Im confused. If they had all these weapons, they intended to use in a war, Why didnt they use the weapons then, when we where in war with them?
Dad: Well, obvious they didnt want anyone to know that they have WoMD. So they decided rather to die with thousands then to defend themselfs.
Son: This doesnt make sense, Why should they decide rather to die then to use the Weapons that could defend against an invasion?
Dad: Its a diffrent culture, it doesnt need to make sense.
Son: I dont know how you feel about that, but I dont believe in that they had these WoMD as our goverment affirmed.
Dad: Well, see, it doesnt matters if they had weapons or not. We had a diffrent reason to attack them.
Son: Oh, and what was that then?
Dad: Even if the Iraq didnt had any WoMD, then there was Saddam Hussein, an evil Dictator. That is a good reason to attack another Country.
Son: Why?, What does an evil Dictator do, that it is justified to invade another Country?
Dad: Well, beside others stuff he tortures the peoples.
Son: Oh, the same way as they do in china?
Dad: Dont compare China with Iraq, Son! China is a very good economic contractor, where a million of people work for slavelike wages in sweatshops, to generate a very good profit for US-Companies.
Son: So, if a nation exploits the people for the profit of US companies, then it is a good nation, even if it tortures the peoples?
Dad: yes, thats correct.
Son: Why got peoples tortured in Iraq?
Dad: Mainly because of political crimes like criticizing the goverment. People who did criticize the Iraqy Goverment where put in prison and tortured.
Son: Isnt that exactly what is happening in China?
Dad: I told you, China is a diffrent case.
Son: But what is the diffrence between China and Iraq?
Dad: Well, Iraq got owned by the Baath-Party, China on the opposite is communist.
Son: Didnt you said once the communists are evil?
Dad: No, just the communists in Cuba are.
Son: How are the cuban communists evil?
Dad: For example, in Cuba people who criticize the goverment are put in prison and get tortured.
Son: As in Iraq?
Dad: exactly
Son: And as well as in China?
Dad: As I already said, China is a good economic contractor, Cuba on the other hand is not.
Son: How come Cuba is not a good economic Contractor?
Dad: Well, you have to know, back then in the 60's our goverment did legislate some laws which make it illigal for americans to trade with Cuba until they are no communist anymore or became capitalists like we are.
Son: But, if we would get rid of these laws and would have trade with Cuba, wouldnt that help to make Cuba capitalist?
Dad: Dont be a wisenheimer!
Son: I didnt thought I am a smart ***.
Dad: well, doesnt matters, they dont have religious freedom in cuba
Son: like in China with the Falun-Gong Group?
Dad: I told you, Stop talking bad about China! However, Saddam got to power with a military coup, so he cant be a justified Leader.
Son: what is a military coup?
Dad: Military coup, is when the Generals get the power with military forces instead of haveing democratic elections like we do in the USA.
Son: Didnt got the Leader of Pacistan power with a military coup?
Dad: You speak about General Pervez Musharraf? Yeah well, thats correct, but Pacistan is our friend.
Son: Why is Pacistan our friend if the Leader isnt legal?
Dad: I never said Pervez Musharraf is legal...
Son: Didnt you said, that if a General gets power with a military coup and kicks out the legal goverment with military forces, then he cant be a justified leader?
Dad: Only Saddam, Pervez Musharraf is our friend because he helped us to attack Afghanistan
Son: Why did we attack Afghanistan?
Dad: Because of what they did against us on 9/11.
Son: What did Afghanistan against us on 9/11?
Dad: Well, on the 11th September 19 Men - 15 of them out of Saudi Arabia- hijacked 4 planes and crashed them into buildings in New York and Washington, 3500 peoples got killed.
Son: And what got Afghanistan to do with it?
Dad: In Afghanistan these evil Men got trained under the repressive regime fo the Talibans.
Son: The taliban, arent that these evil, radical fundamentalistic Islamists, thats chop off peoples hands and heads?
Dad: Yes, exactly these. Not only that they did chop off peoples hands and heads, no further more they did suppress women.
Son: But the Bush Administration did gave in May 2001 43 Million US$ to the Taliban right?
Dad: Yes, the Taliban where very helpfull to stop the Opium production.
Son: How did they managed that so well then?
Dad: Simple, they chop off the hands and heads of those Opiumproducers they got a hand on.
Son: So, it is OK that the Taliban do chop off peoples hands and heads because they crop plants but its not OK if they do it because of other reasons?
Dad: Correct, for the US it is OK if radical islamist Fundamentalist chop off peoples hands and heads because they crop Plants, but it is evil if they chop off hands when someone does steal a pice of bread.
Son: Dont they chop off hands and heads in Saudi Arabia as well?
Dad: Thats something diffrent. Afghanistan got owned by a tyrannic patriarchy, that forced the women to wear Burkas in public and threaten them with getting killed if they dont follow that rule.
Son: Isnt it true that saudi Women have to wear a Burkas in public as well?
Dad: No, Saudi Women wear traditional islamic Clothes.
Son: What is the diffrence?
Dad: The traditionell islamic Clothes -as saudiarabian Women do wear- are decent but still elegant clothes, that cover the female body totaly beside the eyes and hands. The Burkas on the other hand is an evil Tool of the patriarchal Taliban regime that covers the female body totaly beside the eyes and hands.
Son: Thats sounds euqal to me, just with a diffrent name.
Dad: Hm well, you cant compare Saudi Arabia with Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia is our friend.
Son: But I thought, 15 of the 19 Hijackers of the 9/11 came from Saudi Arabia?
Dad: Yes, but they where trained in Afghanistan.
Son: Who did train them?
Dad: A very evil man named Osama Bin Laden
Son: Is he from Afganistan?
Dad: Eh, No. he is from Saudi Arabia, But he is an evil, a very evil Man.
Son: I think, i can remember he was our friend once wasnt he?
Dad: Yeah, well back in the 80's when we helped him and his Mujaheddeen out in their fight against the evil communist Sovjets.
Son: The Sovjets? Was that the evil communist Empire Ronald Reagan allways was talking about?
Dad: The Sovjets are no more. The UDSSR did fall apart in 1990 or something, now they have elections and Capitalism like we do. We call them Russians now.
Son: The Sovjets, eh the Russians, they are now our firends?
Dad: Well, not really. You must know, they where our friends for man y years after they stopped beeing Sovjets. But then they decided not to support us with the attack on Iraq, thats why we are angry with them. We are angry as well with the French and the Germans because they didnt help us either.
Son: So, the French and the Germans are evil to?
Dad: Not really evil, but evil enough that we where forced to rename "French Fries" and "French Toast" into "Freedom Fries" and "Freedom Toast".
Son: Oh, so do we rename now allways food if a country doesnt do what we want?
Dad: No, that we do just with our friends. Our enemies we do attack.
Son: But wasnt the Iraq our friend in the 80's?
Dad: Ye well true, but thats long ago.
Son: But Saddam Hussein was Leader of Iraq back then already?
Dad: Yes, but then he had a war with Iran, so we made him our friend.
Son: What did made him our friend?
Dad: Because back then Iran was our enemy.
Son: But didnt he gased the Irany Soldiers and Kurds back then?
Dad: Yes, but we did look away to show him he is our friend.
Son: Oh, where did he got the Chemials from?
Dad: Well, our Mr. Rumsfeld did travel to Iraq and did meet Saddam. There they made a nice deal and US copmanies made a very good profit with selling all this.
Son: So, everyone who is fighting our enemies becomes automaticaly our friend?
Dad: Mainly yes.
Son: And everyone who fights against our friends becomes automatical our enemy?
Dad: Sometimes, but if american Companies can make a profit, we deliver weapons to both sides, thats even better.
Son: Why?
Dad: Because a war is good for the economy, which means a war is good for America. And God is on the side of America, makes every war-enemy an unamerican evil communist. Do you understand now why we had to attack Iraq?
Son: I think, we attacked Iraq because God wants us to do so, right?
Dad: Yes.
Son: But how can we know that God wants us to attack Iraq?
Dad: Well, son, God talks directly to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Son: So in the consequence you are telling me, We did attack Iraq because George W. Bush does hear voices?
Dad: Yes, Son. Finally you did understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, get comfort and have a good sleep.
Son: Good night Dad.
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<marquee><font color="red"><font size="2" style="Verdana">Now in the news.....................BUSH a LIAR.....................Ari Fleischer admited the polemic Comments from Mr. Bush about the potential of WoMD during his speach to the congress in January where simply a lie.....................The Bush administration fooled the US with their lies about a threat towards the USA, a threat which obvioulsy does not exist at all and never did.....................There where no, there are no and there will not be WoMD in Iraq................This and only this where the legitimation of the Bush administration to attack the sovereign Country Iraq against all human rights and UN legitimation. So since now there where no WoMD, it remains as a fact that Iraq was innocent, means the USA attacked and invaded an innocent state.....................</marquee>
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yeah it reads nicely.
I just figured some people in here who label themself as clear thinkers need that sort of easy language, otherwise they dont under stand.
On the other hand i doupt that they even get the point, when it is so clear like with the facts that where mentioned above.
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<marquee><font color="red"><font size="2" style="Verdana">Now in the news.....................BUSH a LIAR.....................Ari Fleischer admited the polemic Comments from Mr. Bush about the potential of WoMD during his speach to the congress in January where simply a lie.....................The Bush administration fooled the US with their lies about a threat towards the USA, a threat which obvioulsy does not exist at all and never did.....................There where no, there are no and there will not be WoMD in Iraq................This and only this where the legitimation of the Bush administration to attack the sovereign Country Iraq against all human rights and UN legitimation. So since now there where no WoMD, it remains as a fact that Iraq was innocent, means the USA attacked and invaded an innocent state.....................</marquee>
The F-word is appreciated
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AMC_Pace,
How cute you must be very proud of your self. You were able to waste sooooooo much time on a post to show/proof your Ignorance. Good Job, very creative.
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Sorry - I don't understand, Hornet. Maybe you could highlight the ignorant part? Which bit is untrue?
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Hornet... where are you getting to? All he said was that Bush made the dear mistake of saying God is on his side. Or that Bush is a chimp.
According to the news, I have concluded that Bush is Pro-war and anti-gay.
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Come on now guys take it easy on poor Hornet. It's not his fault that he thinks of himself as the MiniMe version of George Bush. Besides, that common sense he touts so often just happens to be misguiding him lately.
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I hope it hits him soon...
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[img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif[/img] Good read.
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