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Not for me. Whatever you come up with is great.
A man only needs one rectum. - F. Salter, "Recon Scout" |
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How about flags as a shoulder patch (as suggested above), clogs for Paul, a target on the chest (front and back) to give the tangoes something to aim at, a silly red wig (like Ferrari had at the Malaysian Grand Prix to celebrate their championship win the year before last), a bowler hat, a monocle, a magnifying glass and a deestalker hat to complete the Sherlock Holmes look, rollerskates, stilts (to improve your visibility!!), and clown face paint instead of cammo paint...
Or you might decide that those are stupid ideas that we should ignore... My money's on that option! |
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So I've got a Union Jack on my sleeve now? Cool... Just so long as it's not a George Cross... You'd be allowed to put a Saltire or a Rampant Lion on, but I doubt you'd have known to use them for me!
But a Jack is fine. |
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Aaahh,...so I get the cool outfit again...
Just wait untill you are out in the field with my home-made weapons WITH EMPTY CLIPS! PME a.k.a. SPIK@ "Are you feeling lucky today,..punk?!" SPIK@'s - GR Weapon Models: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=435646 Alliance: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubgallery.asp?id_=319119 |
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Translated it means I was asking if I now have a Union Jack (the British flag) on my sleeve. If so, cool. And I was also saying that it had better not be a George Cross (the flag of England), but that a Saltire (the Scottish flag) or a Rampant Lion (the personal flag of Mary Queen of Scots, now adopted as kind of like a "second" flag for Scotland) would be fine. I'd be very offended if it was implied that I was English, you see, as I'm not - I'm Scottish. So either a Scotland or a UK flag would be cool, but not an English one.
Geddit now? |
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lol just giving ideas
celljer12345 Talk less, Kill more!! My code of honor: I will never shoot you in the back unless your back is towards me. |
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Jake, I'll zzzip the aspirine and mail it to you!
Btw...This is funny...got it earlier today...some of you guys might already seen it... ---------------------------------------------------------- In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Don't turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) "On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) PME a.k.a. SPIK@ "Are you feeling lucky today,..punk?!" SPIK@'s - GR Weapon Models: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=435646 Alliance: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubgallery.asp?id_=319119 |
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Yep,....well that's sad yes...
Imagine that there are people who tried eating the peanuts and open the bag afterwards?!?!?!?!! Or stop a chainsaw with your genitals??? "On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Must be a Scandinavic issue!? Lap? Enlighten us! Reg, PME a.k.a. SPIK@ "Are you feeling lucky today,..punk?!" SPIK@'s - GR Weapon Models: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=435646 Alliance: http://www.villagephotos.com/pubgallery.asp?id_=319119 |
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yes to the last question. Don't really want to know about the chainsaw
A man only needs one rectum. - F. Salter, "Recon Scout" |
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pme wrote:
- "On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop - chain with your hands or genitals." It's an urban legend. Hasn't actually happened. |
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That sounded suspiciously high-pitched to me, Lap... Are you sure you haven't had any chainsaw "accidents"??
Jake: Yes, I have IT. Although I haven't got around to getting the 1.4 patch yet. But I will. Sometime... |
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