On behalf of the filmstudio Denden666Piek, I proudly present to you Project Green Stealth. This project consists of several short videos, and in these videos actor Denden 100 Piek shows you all the techniques necessairy for being a succesful spy! At least, that was the original plan, but from the moment we started shooting the introduction video, we knew that Denden 100 Piek was not as capable as we thought he was. So the project incidentally turned into a comedy-project. But after the demonstration video and the first instruction video were done, we realized it was too silly to make money with it. So the DVD-release was cancelled, and then director Dennis "the moron" Meijer came up with the plan to release the videos on the internet. So here we are, and we are proud to embarrass ourselves like this. Unfortunately, it turns out that the videos did not make the transition of our supercomputers to the google upload service flawlessly. So the quality of the images and music have suffered(not that the quality was that great anyway). Our apologies for any inconvenience with that. Other than that, the videos are entirely intact, and viewable for everyone! We can't guarantee you that you'll like it. In fact, we admit the videos are horrible. But we had fun in making the videos so we don't really care what you think. But still, all comments are welcome, don't be afraid to speak badly of the videos, we do too! Just one more thing before I discuss the videos and give the links: speech in the videos is largely done with textscreens, they may go a bit too fast sometimes, so if you aren't too good in English, prepare to hit the pause-button a lot. Editor Denden tried his best(that's not saying much though) to find a balance between having enough time to read the text and maintain the pace of the movies.


Introduction video




The making of this video was a pain in the ***. The actor was supposed to improvise some stuff with only a few clues from the director, but he couldn't think of anything halfway through each retake. We had to retake this video alone dozens of times, it was no fun at all. But eventually he got it right, but what you don't see, is the heart attack just before the video was supposed to end. That's why the video doesn't end properly. Don't be fooled by the cool intro music either, it all goes downhill real quickly when Denden 100 Piek appears. But still, this introduction is a good video to start with, because it explains some things that are important in the infiltration videos.

Infiltration video 1: Demonstration




The original idea was to have Denden 100 Piek comment on the whole video, but that was too much to ask of him. Editor Denden came up with the idea to use textscreens to comment on the action on-screen, and everyone accepted it. Denden 100 Piek does the intro, and you can guess it took a long time and several takes for him to get it right. We could have gotten a scriptwriter to make things easier, but the budget was too limited, and Windows Movie Maker doesn't allow the credits to be that long. It was after this video that we truly realized what a terrible actor Denden 100 Piek is, and a bad spy on top of that.

Infiltration video 2: Basic Movements




The choice of music in this video may seem a bit weird at first, but we thought it fitted the action on-screen very well. We had a little stunt for the actor to perform in this movie(couldn't get the money for a stuntman), he did it, but as you can see in the movie he wasn't too happy about it. In any case, we are happy to inform you that we may have found a replacement for Denden 100 Piek, who is currently in jail for beating up the editor.

Just one more word of advice: the stunts in the last video were performed by a complete idiot, and should not be done by anyone in possession of some intelligence.

If you want to download them, and with higher quality too(although I can't imagine who would want this), here are download links: Intro video
Infiltration video 1
Infiltration video 2

UPDATE:
Project Green Stealth infiltration video 3: Weapons Training is finally online. The silliest and most educational PGS-video so far. You'll learn a lot of different weapns to use when you infiltrate a builidng or a room. Our spy has trained months for this, the director had the hardest time directing this video and our editor Denden sat behind his computer for days to edit the more than twenty minutes of film. Exhausted but pleased we uploaded the video to video.google.com, and after three days it's finally there. The resolution is horrible, but we won't complain because video.google.com IS a free service. For those who can't stand the bad quality of the videos, can't view videos on video.google.com or want the video on their computer. We'll make them temporarily available for download in a few minutes. Also, look out for some behind-the-scenes footage soon to be released, it's going to be on the DVD that we're making for ourselves. We hope you like the new video, because we won't make a new one for a while. So if you hate the new video, you'll be very glad.






The video lasts about 20 minutes. We realise that is very long, and believe us that it wasn't easy but we had no choice. We cut it into two parts for faster streaming.

infiltration video 3 - part 1
infiltration video 3 - part 2

DOWNLOADS:
PGS iv 3 p1
PGS iv3 p2

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LMAO

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you need a good laugh, you gotta see this. Oh man..

Denden..HAHA! Made my day buddy

I'm glad that there's at least one person who likes it.

I NEVER use a bandana to infiltrate enemy bases! Skullcaps work so much better. As for the no glasses rule, sunglasses are an exception to that rule. Remember: The primary directive of infiltration is to look cool while not being seen, and sunglasses always increase the cool factor.

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Originally posted by Thunderpants1:
I NEVER use a bandana to infiltrate enemy bases! Skullcaps work so much better. As for the no glasses rule, sunglasses are an exception to that rule. Remember: The primary directive of infiltration is to look cool while not being seen, and sunglasses always increase the cool factor.

Just you wait and see what I have in mind for nightvision goggles...

Oh yeah, the videos are very funny. Good job, Denden

Im assuming theyre going to look cool.

Haha. Nice job denden. Made me laugh.

Genious!! Pure Genious!! Denden, these were great! Brough a smile on my face at the closure of a very ho hum day.

During the second video, when you were doing the run control, you got stuck on the environment! That was classic! I laughed out loud, almost waking my roomate up! The second roll - I'm sure the pain was worth the enjoyment we got out of it!

A few observations: Nice posters. I think I saw an MGS poster with Meryl on it, and POP Warrior Within beside it? And also, I think I spied Mario Sunshine on top of the bookself, am I wrong?

At the end of the credits in the intro video, the BGE song fades out, and a softer song chimes in for about 3 or 4 seconds before the video ended. What song was that? I really liked the sound of it.

Keep em coming Denden, I need to learn how to properly infiltrate by learning from your mistakes

If you could have someone play a guard and somehow edit in an exclimation point over their head with the *WRING* noise, Id promote you to Internet Black Belt.

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Originally posted by Lynx-0-:
Genious!! Pure Genious!! Denden, these were great! Brough a smile on my face at the closure of a very ho hum day.

During the second video, when you were doing the run control, you got stuck on the environment! That was classic! I laughed out loud, almost waking my roomate up! The second roll - I'm sure the pain was worth the enjoyment we got out of it!

A few observations: Nice posters. I think I saw an MGS poster with Meryl on it, and POP Warrior Within beside it? And also, I think I spied Mario Sunshine on top of the bookself, am I wrong?

At the end of the credits in the intro video, the BGE song fades out, and a softer song chimes in for about 3 or 4 seconds before the video ended. What song was that? I really liked the sound of it.

Keep em coming Denden, I need to learn how to properly infiltrate by learning from your mistakes

About the posters: you were right, you spotted a cool Meryl-poster and PoP: Warrior Within next to it, with an explanation of all the moves and combo's you can make in the game. And yes, that's Super Mario Sunshine, alright. It's on top of my games-closet, in the Best Of Nintendo-section along with The Wind Waker Limited Edition, Super Smash Brothers Melee and Mariokart: Double Dash.

And that little piece of music, I already thought you would ask about it. I was pretty sure your attention would be drawn by a little Danny Elfman music. It's from Edward Scissorhands, the beginning of the intro song. In my opinion, the Edward Scissorhands-soundtrack is one of Elfman's finest works.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, I have plans for the next video, but it will have to wait for now (school's a *****).

Thunderpants, I have found a volunteer for playing the incompetent guard, but I can't accurately place an exclamation point and I don't have a sample of the *WRING*-sound. I will try it though. But as you could see in the first infiltration video, I made an attempt to do this. But I had to use the beginning of "Bad to the Bone" and a screen-centered exclamation mark for it. I will see what I can do for the next attempt, though.

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And that little piece of music, I already thought you would ask about it. I was pretty sure your attention would be drawn by a little Danny Elfman music. It's from Edward Scissorhands, the beginning of the intro song. In my opinion, the Edward Scissorhands-soundtrack is one of Elfman's finest works.

Ahhh Denden, you know me too well! I knew I had heard that little jingle somewhere before, and did sound very distinct. Excellent work! Great music to accompany a great film. (Hopeing on getting Edward Scissorhands on DVD for Christmas)

Looking forward to the next video! (and musical selections as well!)

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Hopeing on getting Edward Scissorhands on DVD for Christmas

Yeah me too, in fact, I have put every single Tim Burton-movie I could think of on my list. I have some on video, but I haven't got any Tim Burton-DVD's yet. I really want to see the magic behind his movies in the extra's.

Project Green Stealth infiltration video 3: Weapons Training is finally online. The silliest and most educational PGS-video so far. You'll learn a lot of different weapns to use when you infiltrate a builidng or a room. Our spy has trained months for this, the director had the hardest time directing this video and our editor Denden sat behind his computer for days to edit the more than twenty minutes of film. Exhausted but pleased we uploaded the video to video.google.com, and after three days it's finally there. The resolution is horrible, but we won't complain because video.google.com IS a free service. For those who can't stand the bad quality of the videos, can't view videos on video.google.com or want the video on their computer. We'll make them temporarily available for download in a few minutes. Also, look out for some behind-the-scenes footage soon to be released, it's going to be on the DVD that we're making for ourselves. We hope you like the new video, because we won't make a new one for a while. So if you hate the new video, you'll be very glad.






The video lasts about 20 minutes. We realise that is very long, and believe us that it wasn't easy but we had no choice. We cut it into two parts for faster streaming.

infiltration video 3 - part 1
infiltration video 3 - part 2

DOWNLOADS:
PGS iv 3 p1
PGS iv3 p2

Haha. Great job.
You look like one of my friends.
And did you use music from Outlaws? Because I swear that music is so familiar...
Brilliant work. ^_^

(PS Make a soundtrack. )

Run! Hes got bongo drums!

So you had Hair Gel, Deordarent, Toothbrushes, Hair spray... but no comb?

For shame...for shame..

And I don't have the circular objects to embarrass myself? Oooo.. Oooo.. I'll take that bet..

with a vengence.


P.S. Good show! 20 minutes long, forgot what the point was but the music.. Oh man, you had me in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I had tears of happiness hearing the original song!

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Originally posted by Shanui:
Haha. Great job.
You look like one of my friends.
And did you use music from Outlaws? Because I swear that music is so familiar...
Brilliant work. ^_^

(PS Make a soundtrack. )

Music from Outlaws? I don't think so, could be though because I don't know the origin of a few songs I used. Thanks for the compliment.

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Originally posted by Thunderpants1:
Run! Hes got bongo drums!

Indeed. If I had Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat, I'd show you their purpose as a weapon but unfortanetly I haven't.

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Originally posted by Jerichowilks:
So you had Hair Gel, Deordarent, Toothbrushes, Hair spray... but no comb?

For shame...for shame..

And I don't have the circular objects to embarrass myself? Oooo.. Oooo.. I'll take that bet..

with a vengence.


P.S. Good show! 20 minutes long, forgot what the point was but the music.. Oh man, you had me in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I had tears of happiness hearing the original song!

The point? All those objects can be used as weapons, most of them in stealth missions too. And yeah, I think I've done a pretty good job on the music myself. Easily the best thing about these videos. But to tell you the truth, I enjoy watching my videos despite their sillyness. Or maybe due to their sillyness. I'm glad you enjoyed it, sorry about the abscence of a comb. I never comb my hair and I rarely use that hairbrush... I'm curious to see what embarassing stuff you can come up with. Personally, I think whatever you can come up with, it will be cool. Like you Music Video trailer. I thought it was so beautiful, I included it in the content of my Project Green Stealth DVD, which I just made today. I hope that's alright.

As long as nothing has changed on the video, its all grits and gravey with me!

I'm honored but you... Your good you. Yeah, your good.

Hmm...I wonder if there is ever actual footage of a stealth mission using the items from the Training Video...

Hmm...

I forgot about the newest PGS! I finally watched it, the following are my accounts of awesomeness as I watched:

Jack-Jack! I couldn't beleive it! the cycle at the beginning to the fast music was brilliant, so natrually I went back and paused each frame to see what you had. I noticed Jack-Jack before I paused tho.. and the added "Glory days" song was perfect. Way to be, Denden!

I noticed for the scissors section you used a song from Heroes of might and magic 3, am I correct?

Mentos song was right on.

Loved the classic big gameboy with tetris (a combo I still use.) Would have liked to hear C music instead tho..

Am I hearing some songs from the Charlie and the Choc factory soundtrack?

SW ep. 1 = poison. HAHAHAHAHA! I almost woke my roomate up laughing at that one!

... and I was waiting for some Corpse Bride or Nightmare music. Glad you didn't disapoint!

Great way to end the snake bit!

"Have you got the balls to embarrass yourself like this?" ...I'm not sure, But I just may try to do so

Easily the best PGS yet

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(PS Make a soundtrack. Big Grin)

I second that. A PGS soundtrack would own, there are some great tunes in these!

Something you could do that would be sweet: Make a PGS where you take suggestions from us for weapons or something of the sort, then make a video with our combined randumbness.