nah LETS START A NEW STORY!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by BTR74:
...and in this world, the Coast Guard is the #1 branch of the US armed forces complete with infantry, stealth fighters, nuclear subs, aircraft carriers, bombers, tanks, and more. And the marine corps is nothing but a ragtag force of poorly trained peasants with crappy equipment and no training...

Why would the Coast Guard need stealth fighters, tanks, carriers, bombers, tanks, subs, and a badass infantry(sorta like the Marines). Why would the Marines be poorly trained peasants with crappy equipment and no training(sorta like the Coast Guard). If the Coast Guard was our awesomenessest branch, how would we go into other people's country and blow stuff up?

erm, did you take our imaginary story seriously?

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Originally posted by BTR74:
erm, did you take our imaginary story seriously?

Nope, just going along with it.

someone post the full story im to lazy too do it

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Originally posted by BTR74:
nah LETS START A NEW STORY!!!!!!!!

Lol I think we're all done for now

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Originally posted by crazy_monnkey:
someone post the full story im to lazy too do it

Ok, it's long, but here it is:

“Sir We have Incoming Enemy Units”
at that moment a black hole consumes the solar system ending everything mankind has ever known.
General: “Soldier enemy is what???”
Soldier: “sorry I just day dremaed a black hole ate us alll!!!,...anywho the enemy brings dreadnoughts to bear on our flagship.”
"thats ok we have a seceret weapon. send in the broad side of the barn sqaud.
Guy From Behind: “yay i hope they have my kids meal heheheh”
*runs off into the Airlocks and gets shot out*
Soldier: “sir, the guy from behind desert us”
General: “just explode that pod and kill him.”
Soldier: “done sir” *pod explodes in mid space for desertion*
General: “Bring our Mac guns to bear on their engines.”

Then the General pulls out a nuclear grenade(lols) and pulls the pin and dies!! but noone else died because beacause...the soldier was smart enough to open the hatch leading to teh outside, the general was sucked into the void, and the hatch closed right before the nuke went off, and the shields protected the ship.
Then Alien space chicks invade earth For chesseburgers and sundes AND FOR GENETICALLY ENHANCED LOBSTERS!!!

but the gentically enhanced lobsters are all gone because after ww3, experimental bio weaponw as dropped in the ocean and accidentally killed 20% of seafaring species including lobster.
SO alien chicks having no lobster look for alternative measures of amusement in Disney WORLDDDDDDDDDDD

But they throw up on a ride and Falls on a worm and since is alien throw up its mutates and goes around on a rampage.
But the worm is stopped by Iron Man who then Accidentally has to pee so he takes his armor off, and then the wurm on its last breath attacks THe naked Iron man and Tony Stark sleeps with it. Afterward he had some special brownies, which he then wakes up and realises it was all a dream he stands up and then the door slams open showing the cookie monster lighting a match under a spoon filled with cookie dough and he said “My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi tche tche tche tche tche tche tche But must make cookies to transform into....”

Ok, the cookie monester transformed into a fat kid, then someone stabed the fat kid and something started to come out and it wasn't blood!! it was A BARREL ROLL??
that kid falls over, and we'll have the same effect of the ancient meteor wipping out all dinasours, All but one dino who turns out to be Barney.....Barney then transforms into GODZILLA and then attacks Chuck Norris, but has Godzilla bitten off more then he can chew, Chuck norris delivers a swift roundhouse and gozilla A BARREL ROLL?
But the barrel roll fails and godzillia is then sexualy assaulted by norris who then TURNS into his own form of beast then he is attacked by Chuck Norris' evil twin brother Darth Vader who does this to chuck norris>

But Chuck Noris rips him off and tuns super saiyen but before Chuck can get up to Super Saiyen, Old Snake comes up in Metal Gear Rex and squashes him. The Old Snake then takes Metal Gear Rex and eats its toes!
But little does he know that the toes are covered in APPLE SAUCE!!!
THEN 3 DIVISIONS OF ATTACKING CARE BEARS ARRIVED LURED BY THE SMELL OF APPLESAUCE
The Carebears pull out their sunshine gun when the bear calvary arrives with their wrath against the care bears for taking their name then, The evil spidermonkeys from planet spidermonkeyutopia jump out of a space ship on the moon and start shooting bears.
Then out off no where came the Teenage Mutant Zombie Turtles and a massive animal orgy followed.

And all this was a dream, from a lonely, surrounded, and nearly defeated russian army, traped in poland, the soldier realises it was just but a dream...the last one he had, now that EF figured out Cold fusion, made a deal with US to take on russia and get rid of them once and for all, the US and EF figure out they had nearly no differences between each other, and all the oens in the world against russia. JSF and EF decide to kinetic strike, laser, and bomb middle east til kigndom come, to avoid any other fanatics frmo the green brigade who were spoted having their main base there, to arise in the future.

SO it ends, the story without end, just but a dream, from russian soldier hearing the sirens, and his officer yelling that the EF lasers and JSF kinectic strikes just took out moscow, after a long war, bloody as well, oil is left useless, the northern army trapped in moscow surrenders.
Russias wealth passes to be nothing but a fairy tail now since oil is not needed. The world propers, and EF and US, finish business by lasering South american dictators. The new Space Coalition is born, and we pass into a new space age were all problems are now gone, religious fanatics have all been bombed, Oil is not needed.

Then fearing terrorists on space the Space coalition makes a deal with EF and US passing to law, that any terrorist group arising is nuked, lasered, or God rod before they get the slightest glimer of hope. we all live in peace. THE END...........but wait is not the end ...or is it????

But suddenly Spartas wakes up from his dream to find himself in the land of chocolaty yum yums.
And in this world, the Coast Guard is the #1 branch of the US armed forces complete with infantry, stealth fighters, nuclear subs, aircraft carriers, bombers, tanks, and more. And the marine corps is nothing but a ragtag force of poorly trained peasants with crappy equipment and no training
And only one man can lead the Marines to the finals of the football tournament aginst the coast guard and his name is Spartas

WOOOT, Coast guards ahoy!!!!!, lets go get rid of them russies, I just returned from chocolate heaven, and I got CRUNCHES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!, for every russie you bring you get a crunch bar, now go get em boys!!!!.... and the first one to bring one is... no one! because everyone sent to russia is killed instantly

Since Russia is out of the question they set their sights on venus which is inhabited by gamera the invinvible! But gamera wasn't invincible, his one weakness was ....baby diapers??

But there is a global shortage of diapers because DIck Cheney hid them all and wont tell us where he put them. So the JSF send Sam Fisher to go "Quail Hunting" with Dick Chaney until he tells them were the diapers are. Gamera is soon defeated and the US conquers venus, but the martians get jealous and Marines revolt, and blow up one of the ion cannons of the space coalition, while conquering the moon...they began building teddy bear robots with the new.....ammm cheap AK 100

But then the martians, commanded by General Wiiper, attack the moon and blow it to smitherens causing death and anhilation which lures the death star to earth as the death star powers up lord vader gives orders for. A BARREL ROLL?

And as the deth star rolls and rolls and rolls, lures in asteroids frmo the asteroid belt as well as the remants of the moon, which destroy it, falling debree falls on to earth creates an ice age, and BATTLEFIELD 2142 TAKES PLACE :P.... but with the martians there....earth blames martians for ice age and decide to wage war on them. the firs step the Space Coalition is to take control of the world. hence the new Coalition Space Marines are born which are sent to fight the rogue robot teddy bear army.... the marines win by eating thier toes!!

Well, at first but soon the toes begin to transform inside the Marines bodies and out of their chests pop man-eating kittens who then eat all of the marines but then are eaten in turn by kitten-eating grass which are not really kitten-eating grass but rather THE LOCK NESS MONSTER!!! and when the last surviving kitten asks: "what do you want from us?!" He responds: "about $3.50"

But the kittens don't have any money so they turn to the Martians to ask for tree fiddy but the Martians say "we only have euros" so the last kitten goes rambo on everybodies *** and as he aproaches the last of the martians the kitten asks it: well, how about two fiddy? but then the martian says " i don't have no two fiddy" so the kitten then Strangles the martian and he then says "ok ok Ig ot 3.50" but just to let u know, something is falling right now towards us....the kitten says "ooo crap is the Giant meteor made of underpants we must eat it?

And then everyone woke up from their dream to realise that they were living in a post apocalyptic world were everyone had nuked each other But that turned out to be a dream and there was an underpants meteor that we had to eat. So we turn to batman who crys about his parents.
I am bored now.....THE END!!!!!!!

Jesus, we suck at story telling......

haha so? It was still fun to write!

Storytellers all over the universe are jealous of our storytelling abilities lol......

I am so using this as a paper for English class......

True true, if any of us becomes famous writers, and the guy does not gives us part of the profits we'll all hunt you down and beat you up :P.

ALL FOR Sparty and Sparty ...for sparty :P jk jk

lol

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Originally posted by Spartas-Julius:
True true, if any of us becomes famous writers, and the guy does not gives us part of the profits we'll all hunt you down and beat you up :P.

ALL FOR Wiiper and Sparty and Sparty ...for sparty :P jk jk

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Originally posted by wiiper77:

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Originally posted by Spartas-Julius:
True true, if any of us becomes famous writers, and the guy does not gives us part of the profits we'll all hunt you down and beat you up :P.

ALL FOR BTR and BTR and BTR ...for BTR :P jk jk

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Changed to fit realistic demand :P

copy cats not kool!!! :P

im sowy

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Originally posted by BTR74:

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Originally posted by wiiper77:

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Originally posted by Spartas-Julius:
True true, if any of us becomes famous writers, and the guy does not gives us part of the profits we'll all hunt you down and beat you up :P.

ALL FOR Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ...for Chuck Norris :P jk jk

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Changed to fit realistic demand :P

Well, NOW it's realistic.

That story was so random...

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Originally posted by George_Patton:
That story was so random...

Really? GTFO! lol

lol