done and done

ohh i didnt mean to delete it (mabe u should a just put no offence-thats wat i do)too late now thou

nice sig thou (dead or alive right)

You got it My fave game!
Umair made it of course!

Here's something Quagmire should appreciate:

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

LOL i loved that episode

but i have to go for the nite

night! dream of zelda and epona and the little girl who became a sage but was and would always remain links friend...saria? yeah i'm reminising now, great game

These are not jokes, but are funny though:

Amazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Becomes:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Wow! those are awesome! where'd you find them?

quote:

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Originally posted by X5Guevara:
You got it My fave game!
Umair made it of course!

Here's something Quagmire should appreciate:

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

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Haha, thanks

Quagmire: Hey, how old are you?
Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18 huh?
Girl: MOM!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-a-dy!!

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Originally posted by Quagmire712:
Wow! those are awesome! where'd you find them?

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this is one of the sites that has them, you will actually more of them here:
amazing anagrams

I have a joke for u guys:.

A school Kid returned home from school,his mother asked,"why's your one eye swelling?"The boy said,"my class-fellow has given me a blow".The mother said calmly,"Dear son,it is not good to avenge.You should reconciliate with him and present him a piece of cake.
The Other day,when he returned from school,his other eye was swelling.The mother asked him,"And what did happen today?"The boy wept bitterly and said,"Now he demands for another piece of cake".

Howz that??

Two jokes...

1)
Q. What does a constipated Mathematician do?
A. He works it out with a pencil.

2)
2 guys are sitting in a pub and they are both getting rather drunk - too drunk that they haven't a clue what they're doing. One is eating a battery and the other is eating a firecracker. Soon enough the police are called, and they are taken to the station.
So what did you think happened to them?

One was charged and the other was let off.

Ewww, that first one is raunchy bitebug lol!

Okay this has been edited because of it's innappropriateness:

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop...pleasuring yourself(yeah good editing right?lol)."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

quote:

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Originally posted by bitebug2003:
Two jokes...

1)
Q. What does a constipated Mathematician do?
A. He works it out with a pencil.

2)
2 guys are sitting in a pub and they are both getting rather drunk - too drunk that they haven't a clue what they're doing. One is eating a battery and the other is eating a firecracker. Soon enough the police are called, and they are taken to the station.
So what did you think happened to them?

One was charged and the other was let off.

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1) Ewwwww
2) Oi

LOL!!

quote:

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Originally posted by X5Guevara:
Okay this has been edited because of it's innappropriateness:

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop...pleasuring yourself(yeah good editing right?lol)."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

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Jana, Jana *shakes head* tzk, tzk, tzk,

A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" ("Dad, what is this?") The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I neva see dis kind tin before for my life o." ("My son, i've never seen anything like this before in my life!")

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with
numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Akpos, go bring your mama come!." ("Akpos, go get your mother!!")

And Esco revives an old thread with a good

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Originally posted by Gypsy816:
And Esco revives an old thread with a good

I do my best *bows and exits stage left*

LOL!

That's just brilliant!
See, that's what posting on a forum is meant for!
FUN.