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OMG GET THIS!!!
> >A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address! > > > > > > A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a > > particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where > > they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. > > > > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their >travel > > schedules. > > > > So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with >his > > wife flying down the following day. > > > > The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, >so > > he decided to send an email to his wife. > > > > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, >and > > without realizing his error, sent the email. > > > > Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from >her > > husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory > > following a heart attack. > > > > The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from >relatives > > and friends. > > > > After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. > > > > The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, >and > > saw the computer screen which read: > > > > > > > > To: My Loving Wife > > > > Subject: I've Arrived > > > > Date: October 16, 2004 > > > > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now > > and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just >arrived > > and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for > > your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your > > journey is as uneventful as mine was. > > > > P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! ------------------------------ It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.... |
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that's funny!
"People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.... *reads it again*   |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know it's mean to be laughing at this but.......... I CAN'T HELP IT! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Thank you...Thank you.
------------------------------ It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.... |
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history... "People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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quote: LOL!!!! *Shakes head.* Guys, we needed to invest a bit more. |
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Oh and here's another one, but don't read it if your a fan of George Bush:
What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? ''Mr. President.'' This message has been edited. Last edited by: X5Guevara, "People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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Oh and here's another one, but don't read it if your a fan of George Bush:
What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? ''Mr. President.'' ________________________________________________________________ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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quote:Hey now, were fine as we are  "People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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Lol, that's true
 . Without girls... man! There will be noting but rationalism. Lol! Everyone will be drinking out of cartons, cause they don't think wasting a glass is worth it. Lol! No one will be asking for directinons, cause it's not "Manly." LOL! Sturctures will lack beauty and will be just palin... blah! Finally, child birth... Men don't have the patience for it. Lol! I bow to all you ladies out there for ptting up with us. Lol! |
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quote: Ouch! .... That's harsh  |
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generality hun, sorry here's somethin cute:
Hollywood Lessons 1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. 3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her. 4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape. 8. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 11. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 12. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire. 14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. And here's another one about Bush since you liked that other one: George Bush and his accomplice **** Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two *******s on it!" Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ***, confused. "People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For both of them! LOL!!!!!!!
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quote: Hehe looks like we have a feminist on the forums  Too late, your sig quote gave you away in the beginning... LOL  j/k |
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what do you consider to be a feminist?!
I put one there for you guys too! Besides, it's true right "People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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quote: I dunno ,I guess ill have to try and screw a light bulb into a socket right now to find out... LOL j/k |
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Bravo Isa! you too try to make others laugh in the middle of their visit to the forum. I applaude thee! :P
mattchoo |
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quote: heh thats not nice,thats just rude but there are alought of guys out there that are sick but not everyone  PLEASE for your own safety....do NOT listen to my advice. |
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sorry I'll delete it then...
"People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." |
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