lol dats a good one brandon

LOL!

Ok, this one I will repost here ( I posted it earlier in the Vday thread):

Behin every great man there is a woman....................................................................................................rolling her eyes

And another one, since I am from Transilvania - the western part of Romania, let me tell you a joke with.........*drumrolls* vampires of course *you didn't expect this one, did ya? *

Three vampires are meeting one night on a hill. They are hungry of course, and are looking around for some easy prey.
Suddenly the first vampire turns into a bat, flies away, then comes back and turns back into a vampire. The other two see that he has blood on his face and ask him:
"Did you eat well?"
"Well guys, do you see those ten cows on that plateau?"
"Yes" - the other two said.
"Well, I drank the blood from all of them!"
"Wow, good for you" they said enviously.

After a few minutes, the second vampire turns into a bat, flies away, comes back, turns back into a vampire. The other two see that he has blood on his face and ask him:
"Did you eat well?"
"Well guys, do you see those ten sheep on that hilltop?"
"Yes" - the other two said.
"Well, I drank the blood from all of them!"

After a few more minutes, the third vampire turns into a bat, flies away, comes back, turns back into a vampire. The other two see that he has blood on his face and ask him:
"Did you eat well?"
"Well guys, do you see that big church bell tower?"
"Yes" - the other two said.
"Well, I didn't see it"

dunno if it is real funny though

there are a couple of people working but one wants to be a director, so he goes to his director and asks him: how can i be a director?
he answers: it's all a matter of intellegence,(puts his hand on the wall), now punch me on my hand (man tries to punch him but director puts away his hand so the man hits on the wall).
back to his friends the man tells his friends how he can become a director.... punch me on my hand (puts hand on his face)

In Belgium, a lot of the jokes are about Dutchmen (Warrior_Prince can back me up on this). I'll just tell you a really short one (because I don't want to type out an entire joke)

What's the quickest way to get rich?


You buy a Dutchman for what he's worth, then sell him for what he thinks he's worth.

lol those r funny ones. i can't think of any right now cause i'm cold(it's cold over here)

hehe, nice one fcy i love jokes of dutchmen to bad i cant think of one now

You can call me Jorre ( = m'n echte naam), most people here who know me use my real name instead of my nickname

k, jorre, do you know any other dutchmen jokes?? i got one but it is only funny in dutch so...

well there was a joke kinda similar to this one but here it goes:

once three burglars decided to try on police costumes. then real police came to look for them. the burglars stood still like if they were statues. one burglar said moooooooo like a cow. then a real police said there's a cow behind this place?the da other burglar said meowwwwwwwwww. the police said now a cat?but the third burglar thought since they r in police costumes he went POOOOOOLIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEE
the real police found the burglars and they went bac to jail

also great one jorre

okay

3 construction workers are working on a house. The first one's Belgian, the second one's German, and the third one's Dutch.
At lunch (which they eat on the roof of the house, because that's where they are working), The Belgian says: "Oh no, egg sandwiches again, if I have to eat another egg sandwich, I'll kill myself."
The German says: "Oh no, sausages on my sandwiches again, if I have to eat another sandwichwith sausages, I'll kill myself."
The Dutchman says: "Oh no, cheese sandwiches again, if I have to eat another cheese sandwich, I'll kill myself."
The next day at lunch, the Belgian looks at his sandwich and jumps down. So do the German and the Dutchman.
The next day, at their funeral, their widows meet. The Belgians widow says: "I don't get it, if he had told me, I would have made him something else."
The Germans widow says: "I don't get it, if he had told me, I would have made him something else."
The Dutchmans widow says: "I really don't get it, he made his own lunch"

hahahahahahahahahahaha gotta remember that one

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! i cracked up when i read it
i'm running out of ideas

Yeah they're funny, similar to the english man, scottish man and irish man jokes we get over here.
I'm not very good at jokes, I'm more of spare of the moment funny.

LOL!! that was so funny jorre

hehe all are so funny I almost chocked on my baloney sandwhich *gags* ahem here it goes;

Once on a plane there was:The greatest chef in the world,The smartest man in the world,An old Baptist preacher, and a little boy. Suddenly the pilot informed them that they were about to make an emergency landing! The chef check the back of the plane and saw only 3 parachutes he quickly grabbed one and said "Im the greateset chef in the world I deserve to live" and jumps out, Likewise the smartest man says "IM the smartest man in the world I deserve to live" and jumps out, The preacher turns to the boy and says "Take the last parachute son, Ive lived long enough" the boy shakes his head and says "No sir, There are 2 parachutes left...The smartest man in the world just stole my backpack"


LOL!!!

another


One boy walks up to another and says "if you can guess how many turkeys ive got in this box ill give you both of them"

one more

A blond(no offense, Im blond too) walks into a ban kand asks for a five hundred dollar loan so she can go to africa for a week the loan officer says "Well do you have something for a colladeral? just incase you dont come back?" The blonde thinks for a moment..."Well" she says "I guess you could take my car" the officer says "Let see it" so he follows the blonde for a while and there in the back lot is a BEAUTIFUL brand spankin' new firari the officer is shocked but agrees to loan her the money. Two weeks later the blonde comes back and pays off her loan of 500 dollars, they give her her car back but before she leaves the officer says "Listen we look you up to see if you were for real and it turns out you have millions of dollars! why on earth did you ask to borrow 500???" the blonde looks at him and says "Well where else could I park a brand new firari so it wouldnt get stolen???!"

LOL!!!!!!! when i laughed i spilled water while i was drinking it good one elfin warrior

lol A stupid "smartest man" and a clever blonde!

LOL!! here's one:

a blond was short on money so she decided to kidnap someone for ransom. One day she kidnapped a little boy as he was walking home from school. She gave him a note that said: "put a bag with 10000 dollars under the big tree in the park by tomorrow or you'll never see your son again." She then told the boy to go home and give it to his mom. The next day the blond found the money in a bag under the tree. Beside the bag was a note that said: "how could you do this to another blond?!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!