guyz i thought of making a thread about jokes so tellsome jokes we all deserve to laugh. so here's mine:

once there was this man in a bank witch had a line that was really long. hours later he saw a pregnant woman. he went to the woman and asked her this: "excuse me but did u get pregnant while being in the line?"

nice one isa
well i got this one from u i hope u don't mind but here it goes:
once there was this 2 old men in the park. on eman was with one arm and the other one was with none. the guy with no arms was dancing happily. the man with one arm asked the guy why are you dancing? the other guy said i'm not dancing i'm trying to scratch my butt

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I posted this earlier but I'll share it with the others


A man and his wife were applying for a job as an agent. He was taken to a room where his wife was tied down to a chair, and the superior gave him an empty gun and told him to shoot his wife. The man obviously broke down and said he couldn't do it. The superior told him that he wan't goodd for the job. Next was the wife's turn. The supperrior gave her a gun and told her to shoot her tied down husband. Leaving her to do her deed, the agent left the room but soon turned around as he heard crasing noises from the room. The wife came out of the room and handed the gun to the supperior saying "The gun was empty,so I killed him with the chair."

lol it's still funny
here's another one:


wat did da streetlight say to da cars?

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don't look at me i'm changing!!!!!!
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Here is another (Warning. It's a bit sexist. )

A woman who recently went under plastic surgery went to her husband and said, "Honey, be honest. How old do I look?" The husband took a moment and said. Your eyes look like an 18 year olds, your body is that of a 23 year old, and your thighs are that of a 26 year old. The wife blushed, "Oh you flatter me" and came near to hug him. The husband stopped her. "Whaoooo." he replied "I haven't added them up yet."

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
i get it
here's another one

wat did the dollar BILL name his daughter

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PENNY

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being halfnewfy i gotta say a newfy joke (but its not the funniest)

3 ppl escape from jail(an american,russion,and of coarse a newfy )they ran into a bar after hearing police syrens and hid behind 3 stacks of potatoes.the police officers walked up to the stack of potatoes with the russian and the russion went meooww.police officerh its just a stupid cat.so then they go over to the one with the american and the american goes wooof woof.police officerh its just a stupid dog.so then they go over to the one with the newfy behind it (and the newfy doesnt know what animal to do,keep in mind hes hiding behind a sack of potatoes)so the newfy says POOTATOESS then they all got sent back to jail

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those are funny ones so here's mine:
what did the penny say to the other penny?

let's make some SENCE

lol!

what did the wall say to the other wall?

meet you at the corner

lol!!!!!!!!
wat actor doesn't sleep?

Yawny depp

here's mine:

what's the difference a cat caught cheating and cloning a tiger?
one's a copycat the other's a cat copy

LOL!

In Norway we often make jokes about the norwegian, the danish and the swedish. So here's a joke:

Once three men was stranded on an island. One of them was norwegian, the other one was danish and the third one was swedish. One day they found a bottle. Inside was a genie. They all got a wish each. The danish wished to get away from the island and suddenly he was gone. The swedish also wanted to get away from the island, so he suddenly dissapeard too. Then the norwegian man felt lonley and wished that the two others would come back, and suddenly the three of them were stranded on the island again.

lol
here's another one:
wat is a shark's fave game?

swallow da leader

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ok i've got one

Two asians walk into a bar. One week later they own it. (Not really funny, but it is the joke that started my screenname)

i get it dats wat makes it funny lol
here's another one:
why did the nickle win the quarter in jumping down?

cause it had less coins
lol

lol thatsa good one lol

hers another one

there were 3 guys in heaven and they were so good there god said they could be brought back to life as watever they wanted. the first one said richest man in the world,so he was the richest man in the world.the second one was a nature freak (extreme nature freak) so he said the greatest oak tree,so he turned into the greatest oak tree.the third guy said i want to be (while walking he triped over a cloud) when he hit the ground he cursed SH*T,so thats what he turned into

Lol, thats a good one

LOL!!