K, K morti, I'm on it ... Oh but be happy to join us, we're the original forum team after all *and indeed, bad guys are always more interesting *

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Originally posted by stealthero:
K, K morti, I'm on it ... Oh but be happy to join us, we're the original forum team after all *and indeed, bad guys are always more interesting *

thanks, and yeah, i am rather happy to be joining the dark side.

(do i get points against me if im joining the evil side while listening to the numa numa song? its kinda sending even me mixed signals)

K K morti, its ready, check the PMs there's the sig

*leaves for something to eat*

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Originally posted by stealthero:
K K morti, its ready, check the PMs there's the sig

*leaves for something to eat*

AWESOME! thanks man

I felt inspired after a tiring day reading poetry, and I ended up messing with photoshop and doing this; if a TT Movie were to be done I would choose a very special someone to play the ultimate evil in there [The dark prince].
And nobody IMO could pull that role better than this man, enjoy:

...
Is incredible the effect caused on me after watching "XXX2: State of union" movie today ROFL! I laughed like never in my life ! Damn Ice cube is so funny LMAO!
More fake promos may be coming soon
PD: Jo, I get the feeling you're gonna love me after this

Meh, to be honest I didn't like Ice Cube in xXx2, still awesome promo

@Morti: hollow Ichigo gets much cooler later on in the manga
And check the PM you got the cookies there

We offer cookies and strippers, no one would say no to that

like I said on DA this is hilarious Les

@Khaleed: ROFL mate, that movie is such a piece of trash XD... still I cant deny I rofled like nuts with all the cheesyness and gangsta clichés and stuff lmao!... Ice cube FTW!
@Bobby: hehehe! thanks XD... "Check yo self fool!" I wanted to put that on the promo

you should've
I made this real quick

! I thought Elika's would use some grandma's style underwear after all

After an indeterminable amount of time locked in an exposed cage trundling across a hot desert, the six of us were finally let out of the cage, but were shackled soon after. For some of us, the logistics of this were quite odd – Dom’s Daggertail got in the way of his shackles and Mystica ended up being shoved in a cage with a normal tiger. We could all hear her loud expletives as we were led into the sultan’s room. We were lumped together with the rest of the slaves – mostly being scantily-clad Indian women – and the ridiculously obvious Hourglass was wheeled in, covered in a sheet. I suddenly noticed something.

“Guys?” I said. Everyone ignored me.

“What up my homie!?” the sultan yelled as the Prince’s father walked in. They approached each other and began a ridiculously complicated secret handshake that took at least ten minutes and ended with then bent like yoga masters.

“I really wish I had some of Zerban’s brain bleach right now,” Dom muttered. The others stared with twitching eyes at the odd positions the old men were in. After they had extricated themselves, they started to survey the merchandise. When they reached the tiger cage, they noticed said tiger curled in a corner mewling while Mystica looked up at them with Big Kitten Eyes that would have charmed a serial killer.

“Hello? Guys?” I asked again.

After slowly backing away from the cage, the Vizier popped up and started talking about the Hourglass and how it contained something epic, pulling the sheet away as he did. The Sultan, being a mentally-immature man, was instantly entranced by the sand’s shininess. With a palpable aura of menace the Vizier told the Prince to shove his long dagger into the small slot. I chuckled. Ib pimp-slapped me with his cuffs.

“No you tool, stop!” one of the slave girls yelled, breaking past the feeble guards and running towards the Prince. Said Prince looked back at the Indian woman about to hurl herself at him which the Hourglass asploded. Everyone tried to run away as the sand rushed out.

“That’s our cue to leave!” Ib called and we ran away as quickly as we could. Dom stayed put and glanced around.

“Oh come on! It’s just a bit of sand you pansies!” he called. Then he remembered how Sands of Time turns humans into creepy zombies. Dom strolled calmly out of the room, past the soldiers thrashing around as they turned into zombies and past the Vizier and the Prince, the former of which trying to steal the latter’s shiny dagger. Promptly the architecture ended the argument when a huge chunk of the ceiling dropped perfectly between the two.

So now we stood in the main hall of the palace, with Mystica still on the other side. As we all set to work removing our shackles, Sand Creatures popped out of nowhere. As they advanced menacingly on us, the Indian woman appeared behind one of the gates that led out of the room.

“You have to use the Dagger on those sand creatures! It’s the only way to destroy them!” she yelled.

Without warning, a black vortex appeared in the centre of the room. Five Corrupted Soldiers stepped out. There was a beat of silence.

“Ok, what the frick are those?” the Indian woman asked.

“Your guess is as good as mine,” the Prince replied. Ib stepped in front of the Prince.

“It’s ok, we have experience dealing with these kinds of monsters,” Ib explained. The Prince raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

“GUYS! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!” I yelled. Finally everyone noticed me. The thing I had been trying to tell everyone was that I was no longer Corrupted. It was an odd development without an obvious explanation, but I chalked it up as the universe hating me – as a human, I was no longer combat-effective. Then, suddenly, my least-favourite person stepped out of the vortex as it closed.

“Long time no see, Zerban,” Lester commented, “You look different. Did you lose weight?”

I sighed, “What did you do, Lester?”

“Something Andre cooked up. I snuck into the army camp while everyone was asleep and put Corruption in the Hourglass. Now you’ve got Corrupted AND Sand Creatures to deal with. Fun, right?” he explained.

“So where are the others?”

Lester shrugged, “Don’t know, don’t care. Khaled thinks that messing with SoT will cause a Pime Taradox.”

Blank stares. “It’s a time paradox, but worse.”

Taking advantage of the utter Wtfness of the situation, Lester opened fire. His first target was me. I rolled away and hid behind a pillar. Everyone else took cover as well – without DiDo, we had no defence against Lester’s bullets. Finally the Prince chanced it, diving out into the open and began to fight the Sand Creatures. Lester couldn’t hit the Prince with the creatures in the way, so he fired at the pillars to keep us behind cover.

The Prince broke out of the crowd of sand creatures and sprinted towards Lester. Lester smirked and levelled both revolvers at him. The instant he opened fire the world distorted and cracked like a broken funhouse museum. I seemed to see the Prince run the same few metres time and time again. Finally the universe settled and Lester emptied his revolvers at the Prince, looking slightly confused. The prince dodged each bullet like he could read Lester’s mind. Finally, as Lester’s guns clicked empty, the Prince leaped at Lester to bring his sword down in a massive overhead strike.

Lester knocked him out of the air with a spinning back kick, sending the Prince rolling back along the stone.

“Damnit! Why didn’t it work that time?” The Prince exclaimed.

“You need Sands in the Dagger for it to work!” the Indian woman replied.

“You said that already.”

“No I didn’t!”

“Yes you did! You said it right before I got shot the first time!”

“… You’re probably out of Sands. You can get more from the Sand Creatures.”

While this confusing conversation took place, I raced into action. Before Lester could finish reloading I darted across the hall and hit him in the face with a flying Haymaker with all my body weight behind it.

“Ow,” Lester said sarcastically. I stumbled back, nursing what felt like three broken knuckles. Before I could act, Lester thumped me in the stomach. It felt like all the food I’d eaten in the past decade was trying to rise out my throat. Lester followed it with a fluid combo of three kicks, each of them snapping my head to the side. I dropped to the ground, but dragged myself up. I tried to hit him with an uppercut, but he just grabbed my fist and crushed it. His free hand grabbed my throat and squeezed. Starved of air I dropped to my knees. I tried to fend him off with two week punches to the side of his stomach. My flailing hand knocked his sunglasses off.

“Nobody touches the sunglasses,” he threatened and hurled me down the hall. I bounced twice and slid at least five metres.

Without warning, a shape dropped from the roof, trailing electricity. It slammed down into the floor, releasing a shockwave charged with power. The concussive shock knocked the creatures and Lester away, while the lightning seared them. Cole straightened and turned to Lester.

Lester grimaced and opened fire with his revolvers. Cole held up a hand and a circular glowing shield appeared, hovering in the air. As the bullets hit it, they promptly decelerated and dropped out of the air, while power crackled up Cole’s arms. Cole smirked.

Lester promptly pulled out a SuperSoaker and shot it at Cole’s face. The stream of water passed through the Polarity Wall and hit Cole directly in the eye.

“AAARGHFHJ, MY FRICKING EYE!”

Thankfully, Lester’s distraction had given the rest of us time to move in. By the time he finished dealing with Cole, he turned to face Ib, Jan, Dom and Jade ready to pound his face in. Accepting insurmountable odds, Lester teleported away.

Unfortunately, with everyone else at the opposite end of the hall, nobody was around to help me when two Corrupted soldiers advanced on me. Even though I had no larynx damage from Lester’s attack I was still unequipped to fight the two soldiers. One of them swung its sword down, and I just managed to roll away. The other attacked a beat after, forcing me into an awkward backwards roll. I swept my leg and the lucky blow downed the first Soldier. As the second swung its sword down I rolled towards it. As my move brought me too close to stab I head butted it in the jaw. Barely fazed it backhanded me. As it swung again I grabbed its arm. I was just about to try a CQC throw when ropes of inky-black Corruption began to appear on its arm. As I pulled away I pulled the ropes as well, and the Soldier froze in place. Acting instinctively I gripped its face. Corruption swarmed from its skin and onto me. Through the blackness I noticed what looked like a person underneath before it completely disintegrated.

I had changed. My arms from the elbow down were more or less how they were when I was Corrupted. A few tendrils snaked up my biceps, but nothing more. I felt much better, and it seemed like my bruises from Lester’s strikes had disappeared. The first Corrupted Soldier attacked again, but this time I moved faster and hurled it to the ground. I bent over it. If doing… whatever it was I had done to the first Soldier had made me stronger, would doing it again help even more? But I was sure I’d seen a human under the Corruption… did I kill them?

Karma Moment *: Completely consume the Soldier Alex Mercer style, or try to free the person within it.

*Introducing the Karma Moment! If a Karma Moment shows up at the end of a chapter, I allow the viewers to vote on which choice they’d like! I warn you, though, each choice has real consequences for the development of the story.

your a lightbringer, AKA good guy, so i vote you try to save the person beneath the corruption.

nice chapter, btw

Caption:

Elika: oh prince your so strong
prince: you think that's impressive? check this out, NO HANDS!!!!

@Bobby:Ha!Hope the Corrupted King will now do the same to the Prince

@Harry:

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Mystica ended up being shoved in a cage with a normal tiger. We could all hear her loud expletives as we were led into the sultan’s room.
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So now we stood in the main hall of the palace, with Mystica still on the other side.

Don’t know if I would’ve minded ...I do mind however being left behind, well I guess since I am an animal-poor creatures always get left behind in times of trouble.

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They approached each other and began a ridiculously complicated secret handshake that took at least ten minutes and ended with then bent like yoga masters.
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Vizier told the Prince to shove his long dagger into the small slot. I chuckled. Ib pimp-slapped me with his cuffs.

Cool chapter....and since you’re a Lighbringer,I agree with Morty...you should save the person.

@persia:The Prince is such a smart guy.

Kill the damn thing! It is corrupted and it will kill you if you don't kill it first

Cool chapter btw, love the Karma addition Gives us the opportunity to contribute in the story, which is always awesome

@Persia: lol! How exactly?!

@Bobby: lol! One of the most awkward moments ever

@Les: :S lol! Ice cube?!!!!

@Morte: Welcome to the fun side *goes to update his sig*

I leave that to your sick imaginaton

edit: i finaly looked through the thread and i have to say some of the captions especially Fables are some of the funniest things i have ever seen, i dont know why i ever left this place

prince: damn, someone looks happy happy, tat thing is huge
other guy: why thank you, i just got it sharpened
prince: excellent workman ship
guy: yea she sure delivers a big blast
prince: i wish i could hold somethin like that in my hands
guy: wanna touch it?
prince: we are still talking about the sword right?



elika: wht are you looking at, its colder then you think.

Cool chapter Harry and yeah, kill the creature, feel the pleasure

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in a recnt interview, the old prince of persia was asked who he felt about the new prince, he responded as shown in these shocking photos taken moments after by paparazzi

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Originally posted by Mystica_567:
@Bobby:Ha!Hope the Corrupted King will now do the same to the Prince

do what ? strip the Prince naked ? haha I guess you girls would love to see that wouldn't you ?

@ Persia-88
great captions man , segway ? wtf I wonder if I play around in photoshop and portray the "no hands" thing am I gonna get banned ?

@ Dido
indeed