well, I live in a small town, and one of the banks in town wants me to "rob" them so they can practice their security measures. While I do not know if they will provide me with anything, right now, I am going on the assumption that i have to bring my own stuff and am left to my own devices as to HOW to "rob" it. should i:

1: walk in, "shoot" someone with my water gun, and shout "DO YOU SEE HOW SEROIUS I AM? GIVE ME THE MONEY!"

2: walk in, yell "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR MONEY, IM HERE FOR THE GOVERNMENTS MONEY! YOUR MONEY IS SAFE, DONT TRY TO BE A HERO!"

3: walk in calmly, with gun in jacket pocket, and tell her to do it quietly and quickly and no one gets hurt?

i am going to have fun with this

Question:
which one?

Choices:
#1
#2
#3
#4 (please explain)

 

Haha! How fun!

I'd try the first one, but that's 'cause it'd be fun

Hack their systems and set off the fire alarm. Make sure the signal doesn't get sent to the police and fire station so help will be delayed. Then go in dressed as a fireman and crack their safes.

This sounds awesome! Not to mention a great cosplay opportunity. I say go as Lupin III and if you can get some of your buddies together, form the whole gang of thieves

Option 2 while dressed as John Dillenger

I voted 4 because I want you to see doing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbH-2afcaCs

haha this sounds funny, long as theres no armed guards with itchy trigger fingers...anyways i voted option 1, as its just so epic

are you serious? wow, what iff they shoot you thinking your a real robber?

i choose #4

get a job at the bank as a security guard, say you'll work the night shift and rob it then.

is this for real Morti ?
anywayz, if you really want to test their security measures you should create a diversion to get the guards going one direction while you come for the opposite one, try to be clever prison break stuff

@ persia-88: that was actually a joke we had: what if you walk into the wrong bank?.....

@ yolkboy: im planning on wearing a paintball mask and a trench coat with a hood.

@ Persianlegends: a solid plan, though i dont know how to hack things


hopefully i can persuade them to take pictures of the event, so i can upload them and show you guys
@ tristan: really? you dont want me to do this:

the picture wont upload to photo bucket (the guy walks in, grabs his gun, and looses it, accidently throwing it to the clerk.)

@ bobby: i would, but im the only one doing it, i beleive.

and yes, it is for real

Maybe he really wants to rob a bank and is asking us how to do it.

The first you have to do is to take a look at the bank. Where are the guard? Where are the cameras?

Another thing, we learned this from a lot of movies and games, wait for the shift changeover.

You should also get some laxatives which you should put in the coffee for the guards.

And don't forget to mention us.

only problem with that, keksus, is that they know im coming, i dont think the bank is big enough to have guards, and i dont know the banks floorplan, so the camera's are out.

and see, if i was planning to rob a bank, i wouldnt have told you guys about it

just go in strapped with guns, smoke bombs and hand grenades, take the cash, then force your way out with the ammo mentioned above

I would have to get some rope, too.... ya know? ya never know what ya need it for, ya just know that ya need it (kudos if you know where this quote comes from)

quote:

Originally posted by Mortificus:
I would have to get some rope, too.... ya know? ya never know what ya need it for, ya just know that ya need it (kudos if you know where this quote comes from)

BOONDOCK SAINTS. Now, give me my kudos!
I accept cash.

*gives kudos to robert*

just an update for everyone:

well, it was a no go for me. i thought the lady was supposed to contact me, and she expected me to contact her, so she ended up asking her daughter and her daughters friend to do it...

no robby the banky for me ......

quote:

Originally posted by Robert_1989:

quote:

Originally posted by Mortificus:
I would have to get some rope, too.... ya know? ya never know what ya need it for, ya just know that ya need it (kudos if you know where this quote comes from)

BOONDOCK SAINTS. Now, give me my kudos!
I accept cash.

can wait for boondock saints 2

That's too bad, I wanted to know how bad you would get beaten