Chuck Norris once released a brand of clothing, but had to withdraw it soon after release because the clothing kept strangling whoever it was worn by

Chuck and his "Total Gym" are nothing against Tony Little and his Gazelle!

YOU CAN DOOIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!

Chuck Norris once had a street named after him in honour of everything that he has achieved. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives, freaking great line!

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

If Chuck Norris is in a forest, and he karate-chops a tree to its death, and no ones around to witness this, does the tree still cry?


I'm trying here dang it.

lol not a bad effort

Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

For more chuck norris funnies check the 22nd forums!

www.22ndsas.info/forums

Dayum you guys have quite the collection there, nicely done. Chuck Norris is god.

Is 22nd SAS a clan for the PC version huh? You look well organized.

Yeh we are all PC gamers, a lot of people in the FC community consider us the most respected clan of all time and one of the most popular!