"Put that thing back in your pants soldier, before I shoot it off !! ... Your supposed to be on look-out for that Carver guy .... not to stare at the broad in the white bikini !!!"

(If this doesn't seem to make sense, look closely at the top guy in the pic.)

quote:

Originally posted by fabulouscoops:

"I know hervigs driving is bad, but dont you think you are over reacting?!"

i guess he just had a really bad case of shellshock

OK...i couldnt resist...heres a pic i got the other night....hehe and be clean peeps or you'll get moderated! The subject said he'd Crashed! rofl

heres my caption:

"If i stand perfectly still....maybe they wont see/bag me!"

Or maybe...
"Maybe if he sees that I am a model he wont cut me."

Ohhh there will be payback for this bacon boy

"The Beauty of Far Cry, it can make a short fat old git look chisseld and buff...."

"Is that the stork bringing patch 1.4?"

"Im Ready for my close up Mr De M..porky"

"Talk to the knife girlfriend!"

""You looking at me? You looking at me? You looking at me? There's no one else here, so you must be looking at me...."

"Shhh... Im using the Gaez haxs..."

"omg ive **** myself again"

"jesus!" look king bongo he,s on the radio tower "

"ummm let me think about that suicide run!" "NO"

"ive decided im leaving you"

Custard: "Hey look, you have a yellow triangle floating over your head."
Porky: "So do you."


Custard: "Hmmm, cusTards lasT sTand", briT wiTh wiT, where can I get more T's?"

"hey my name is not custard"

"look i am like a G.I. Joe, you can put a rifle in my hand and I like little boys to play with me"

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"U Sure the purple doesnt look too ghey?"

"Okay, Ill close my eyes and count to 10 while you run and hide"

"*&^â£%^*" PB!!!!!"

"Am I boverd? Does this face look bovverd?"


CuZ [Lou]: "Come on Porky I will push you for a nice walk up that hill, you like hills dont you."

Porky [Andy]: "No, I dont like it, I want that one, I wanna ride in the buggy..."

CuZ: "Dont cause a caffufle Porky, you know what happened last time you tried the buggy, you crashed it didnt you"

Porky: "Yeah I know..."

hehe,...i know im gonna get moderated sooon for personal attacks on Ubi staff...he's such a hunky model tho..."poser"....he said he'd crashed again...pmsl

heres my caption:

"So how do i turn this wall hack on?"




come on...some1 else must have some funny FC pics out there?

ROFL...

"So the enemy are that way... To heck with that Im staying here"

"I think this is my best side..."

"Ive told you I am not speaking to you anymore... AND STOP TAKING (*"$â£%"! screenshots"

"Whats the syntaxt for fullscreen again..."

"&^&*"%$$ Punkbuster..."

"I am not moving till Bulletride stops singing..."

"You bagged me Porky.... I am on your side FFS!!!"

"What do you mean 'I need glasses' ?!?!? ... You just wait till I finish off this green guy !!!"



"STOP LOOKING !! ... you know I can't go if anyone's watching me !!!"

"Ive had enogh of talking to Porky, I get more of an intellegant responce from this"

heres a new 1, i'd like to say this was Cuz under the hummer but he was probably getting PB'd again


My captions:
"Come on....i promise it wont hurt!"

Look at the pic you N4b!!
Ive just blown the bejezzus out of Damon Hill (KingZac) in betwen the 40+ kicks I got that night...

"I thought Id find u under here Porky, shall i tell you when CuZ gets kicked?"

"OK, cut the brake line and when Cuz starts driving, the Hummer will go off the cliff and explode and he won't be able to stop it, MWhahahahaha."

"Aww c'mon Porky, stop crying and come out and play ... I promise we won't let Cuz make fun of you and sit on your face again."

I think Grumpy is singing

First Vera Lynn:
"Wheel Meet again....
Dont know where dont know when..."

Seguay into the Drifters
Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof.
And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fire-proof.
Under the Hummer, down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be.
CHORUS
(Under the Hummer)
Out of the sun.
(Under the Hummer)
Man, we'll be having some fun.
(Under the Hummer)
People walkin' above.
(Under the Hummer)
We'll be falling in love under the Hummer, Hummer.

Feeling lighter hearted he throws in some Adam Sandler
Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me
You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee
Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It
Will Ya!
Ultraviolet Rays Bad, Lotion Good

Grumpy: "What you doing under there Porky?"
Porkster: "Trying to fix the car..."
Grumpy: "Why the hell didnt you say, i can see whats wrong from here..."
Porky: "You can?"
Grumps: "Yeah, your Little End has gone"
Porky: "Pfft...."
...
.....
......
.......
........
Grumps: Is it because of what you are wearing?
Porky: No...
Grumps: It is isnt it...
Porky: NO!!!
Grumps: So why dont you come out...?
Porky: Im busy...
Grumps: Your afraid I will sing the song arent you...
Porky: What song...
Grumps: Ah well if you dont know, you should come out...
Porky: No, i dont want to...
Grumps: Yes you do, get your self out hear and crisp up your crackling
Porky: ...... No... Thanks anyway....
Grumps: Okay would it help if I promsied not to sing the song?
Porky: Would you do that?
Grumps: For you mate, of course...
Porky: Really?
Grumps: Naturally
Porky: Thanks Grumpy, your not such and old git after all!

Porky emerges from under the car
Grumps: Snigger...
Porky: Stop it.
Grumps: Chortle...
Porky: I'll go back under!!
Grumps: [Starts humming] "Dah dah dah, dat dat dah da, dat dat dah da"
Porky: Your NOT funny!!!!
Grumps: [Bursts into song]She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more...































Porky: I hate you...
Porky: No really...