(I know, its already been done, but that was a long time ago)

You want to tell someone something private, so you tell them to 'use teamchat.'

You wont go into water over your waist, and when asked, you say its 'too deep.'

You know your way around Red Square like the back of your hand, but youve never been there before.

You have often fantasized about defending your front lawn against Russians/North Koreans/Ethiopians/Cubans/Mexicans/etc.

You know how to assault an entrenched enemy position with maximum effect, but cant get a girl to save your life.

The list goes on...

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You know how to assault an entrenched enemy position with maximum effect, but cant get a girl to save your life.

This is so true for me.

Once, I had been playing GR1 on my small lan with my brothers in law, after a while my wife shouted up the stairs we promised to go out for a walk in the woods, so we did..... very funny me and my brothers in law were constantly looking behand trees, walking backwards and so on..... bit paranoia, but we had fun that afternoon....

In squad column formation?

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In squad column formation?

looking behind every tree, it's the only time our wives were complaining we were walking too slow, instead of the other way araound.