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Here's a nice list that I came up with, for those who's disappointed with Haze or quite simply want to play Haze but is worried about the reviews. And I suppose to those who already own Haze to make yourselves feel better if you're disappointed.

Step 1. Play Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
Step 2. Play Blacksite Area 51
Step 3. Play Conflict: Denied Ops
Step 4. Play Soldier of Fortune: Payback
Step 5. Play Clive Barker's Jericho

There you have it. I did steps 1 through 5, and my god. Haze is a 10/10! It's like Nectar ran through my brain or something. All of a sudden I didn't care about the 576p resolution. Then shockingly the voice acting was top notch as if James Earl Jones did the voice work for Shane! I could swear I was playing as Darth Vader but with a yellow mask...

So try it out, if it doesn't work. Then you'll need stronger medication. Go ahead and just pre-order your copy of MGS4.
 
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lol - yeah, that would certainly make Haze a much better game. Maybe Ubisoft should email your list out to reviewers before they score it.
 
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no one in the right mind would buy all 5
 
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I could probably get the same effect from playing those games by scraping my eyes out with a rusty chainsaw...


 
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Originally posted by Klixx:
I could probably get the same effect from playing those games by scraping my eyes out with a rusty chainsaw...


LOL

blacksite *shudder*


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i bought blacksite this past sunday in order to waste time until haze came out. i beat it in a day, the haze demo itself was better than blacksite.
 
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Oh my god, soldier of fortune... tear my funparts off.


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Originally posted by mn21:
no one in the right mind would buy all 5


Oh of course. Nobody in they're right mind would purchase even 1. There are demo's of these diet video games on the PSN.

Believe me, after step 5. All the fun would be sucked right out of you! Then you pop in Haze, and voila. You come back to humanity and realize that Haze is not a 4.5/10 game. But maybe a 7/10.
 
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Originally posted by mn21:
no one in the right mind would buy all 5


I have 3-5 cause I was stupid and just wanted a new game, conflict is so terrible but GS won't give me more then $10 for it. From Turning Point I could tell the graphics where going to be terrible, those are PS2 looking graphics. Area 51 my god and they say Haze has poor AI!! I beat the boss cause I was behind something and the boss just had his foot sticking out. I beat him with the handgun and he didn't move or anything.
 
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