You did something.....naughty....at the party last night. You probably don't remember because you were so high. I tried to stop you from doing all those drugs and drinking all that alcohol, but NOOO, you had to be all "Everybody else is doing it! Besides, you're not my father!" ...well....that may be.....but I'm still an off screen acquaintance, and that's JUST as important!
Do you know how much that hurts me, kelvin? On the inside?
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