Zano: I dont care how much dirt i swallowed in the last couple of day's, these jeeps beat the hell out of walking.

(Other guy): when do i got to drive?
Zano: When the army hands out Tracktors, hehe

i think it's the start of the last mission.

'what makes a great soldier, is it his brain, or his heart'
and when he told dawson off and swore, i cant even remember the line, but it really got my attention

Leggeto you like snow Baker?

Baker:I can handle snow.

quote:

RTH30 Zano: Where are we gonna get liqor from, Legget lobbed a grenade into place in town with liqor

it was actully zano:where the h*ll are we gonna get chamaigne obi ,legget lobbed a grenade into the onl y place in town with liqor

rth30
corrion:hes not even dead yet,hang on!
corrion:god bless the thompson
baker:i never asked to be squad leader
zano:hey sarge,i found a B.A.R. in that crashed glider.(cut content)
eib
bar guy:how dare you touch my wife,(smash)
hh
corrion:when i give you an order you follow it
zano:were in holland but the horn still means,get out of my ****in' way
red:you spend more time on your back tham paddocks sister
paddock:f*ck you,red
red:we'll just swim back across the liver,sir
baker:in case you've forgotten nancy drew,were not solving a f*cking mystery!!!!!



hh

laroche:just think, how can anyone honestly lug around and fire a 20 pound gun all day?
jasper: do you live in a fantasy world?? is it nice there?? im carrying a goddamn bazooka!

Scheisse! Ein Zebra!!!

there's one that comes back to two guys and one says to the other: what do you want me to do, get out a ruler? i bet it's ______ (italian name)....
hilarious!!

You gotta admit.. these some of these lines are funny... too bad they were removed..:http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=69985

Some of my faves:
792B=Sink: What happened to the other Jeep? Actually, don't tell me. Take the Brits with you. You'll need the armor to re-open the road.
792=Holden: A potato masher detonated in close proximity to the fuel line, igniting it and-
793=Sink: I said, don't tell me.
794=McCreary: Holden, shut up.

797=Paddock: I've been trying to sign all the 88's we've blown up, so when the war photographers come through later, I'll be famous.
798=Campbell: That's not good.
799=Paddock: You talk now?
800=Campbell: Not to you.
801=Roselli: Looks like a funeral procession.
802=Paddock: Look. I didn't mean to- say what I did. I'm sorry.
803=Campbell: Just don't mention my name anytime soon.

696=Hartsock: What are you girls up to?
697=Baker: About to mail one last letter out of here.
698=Hartsock: Holy ****, those are love letters.
699=Corrion: What? No, no they're not...
700=Hartsock: It's obvious. No one writes three pages to their mom.
701A=Hartsock: My dearest Vera... so on and so on... I will always cherish... skip ahead past the boring ****...
701B=Hartsock: Ah, it gets juicy- here you lied about being a Sergeant to get some tail... and then said "I will never forget the night we spent together locked in a..." 701C=Hartsock: What's a cheese cellar?
702=Corrion: C'mon....give me that.
703=Hartsock: Certainly, Corporal.
704=Hartsock: I'm just messing around, Corrion. If anyone has earned Sergeant, it's you.

725A=Baker: Zano, get that jeep up here right now! Come on Sam. Not you too. You gotta make it home and get married and have a bunch of babies.
725B=Baker: You can even pick the order to do it in. Just don't die on me, Sam!

324=Baker: I remember the last thing I ate before we went into Normandy.
325=Corrion: Was it your tongue when you blew out the damn doorway of the plane?
326=Baker: It was a ham sandwich actually.
331=Campbell: How the hell do you remember you had a ham sandwich?
332A=Baker: It was weird. I uh, well it was the only thing I could get my hands on-- we were still on the tarmac.
332B=Baker: I kept telling myself that was probably the last thing I'd ever eat. Seemed depressing really, a dry piece of ham rolled up in some bread.
333A=Hartsock: Hell no it isn't. I sat on that tarmac for hours and starved.
333B=Hartsock: If I'd have seen you with a sandwich in your hand I probably would have stolen the damn thing. That's depressing.

260=Roselli: Just ask yourself honestly, could I lug around and fire a twenty pound gun all day?
261=Jasper: Do you live in a fantasy world? Is it nice there? I'm carrying a God damn bazooka.
262=Roselli: Which you leave in the Jeep half the time. I got to fire this bird standing up all day long. Firing that thing; you might as well pack a sleeping bag.
263=Paddock: Should I go get a ruler? My money's on Roselli.
264=Jasper: Shut up, Paddock.
265=Paddock: Nah. You just ain't as scary without your bitch around.
266=Jasper: She's in the Jeep.

197=Dawson: You get any in Normandy?
198=Jasper: Well as you can see on the side of my girl here. We got two and a half. Had two ricochets off a Panzer before a Sherman saved our ***. So we count that as half.
199=Connor: Softened the thing up for the Sherman if you ask me.

Leggett : YOU WANT ME ??....TAAAAAAKE MEEE....TAAAAAAKE MEEE...BANG:Shot in the head !!
You shood have take cover Leggett!!

Red: The krauts are lucky that i havent got my B.A.R here

Mac:"...say hello the airborne way"
Allen:"you mean shoot them?"
Mac(annoyed):"Yes obviously, private allen"
Allen:"It's just.....I've never said hello like that before.....you could have just said shoot them

My personal favorite exchange in the series so far
In addition
Allen:"why are we with the boy-wonder?"

corrion: This isn't safe Franky.
Franky:Oh lighten up corrion, it's just a....
(explosion)

corrion:When I give you an order you follow it!!!
Franky:Yeah I'm sure the nine seconds I was spending to make him comfortable before he died was a HUGE lie!!
corrion:we don't have time for your s***.