Attention All Skippers, THe drinks are on me for 24 hours. After working a 13 hour day, yes I said 13, I need an adult beverage and some time to relax. The 13 hours went very very fast due to what was going on.

Drink up!!!!

Goodthing I was done with my Adult Beverages, They would have been all over my monitor!!!!!

Great job RJ!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this at a Train Sim Forum, and had to share it with you.


"Installing A Husband"
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Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support
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I think my Wife, who was reading it over my shoulder, found it funnier then I did, hmmmmmm.

Searches in the cellar for "the good stuff" and finds a few bottles:



Drinks are on me!

Turkey & Gravy soda????

turkey??
Gravy??
those.. things.. (shivers) can be a drink????
did you by any chance find my french wine box? the one with the really big lock...

This message has been edited. Last edited by: cpt-rusty,

As the full moon rises over the forrest a grinding noice moans thru the night, instantly dulling all sounds and noises. Inside the crypt boney finger apear along the side of the heavy stone door, opening it inch by inch. The pale light of the moon reflects of a whole range of medals on a captains uniform. Than a deep voice echo's thru the night.

HONEY I'M HOME!

Oh, for all of the regulars hanging around,... Ýup, still alive,... ??? more or less,...
so next round is on me!!!

Ah Ha!!!! ........Free drinks!!!

You may have been gone a while, ...but you certainly have remembered how to draw a crowd in THIS place!!!

klcarroll

Hey, may I step in? Even though I am a teetotaler, I would definitely enjoy some bar talks! Mali did not provide me with any of this, mind you...

P.-S.: I'm back...

quote:

Originally posted by Realjambo:

I guess its time to go find a nice thick chain, big padlock, and a bullhorn......H*** NO! WE WON'T GO! H*** NO! WE WON'T GO! H*** NO! WE WON'T GO!

Go wh1skea nice idea
i'l go get the signs an' the angry mob

Proving that they will not silently go into the night, the El Dorado skippers hold a protest to help protect Rosie's





Some Rosie staff wanna-be's also join in the protest, unfortunately, they ran into the entire El Dorado Chapter of the National Organization for Women





The Moderators were afraid that things could get ugly between the girls, so they send in their crack riot control team





One idea was to buy the building and make it a landmark, so we put together a carnival. Unfortunately, we forgot the peg-board for the ring toss, but we made do.





Our camera crew came across this group of Monks. We're not sure if they are protesting what's going on at Rosie's, or if it is some sort of mass bathroom break. More later.

Scientists research the obvious:

http://www.livescience.com/culture/080815-beer-goggles.html

for REAL JUMBO a s s h o l e !

got news for you. I have a dinamic addres moron so...I delete the cookies and the password , make another count and I am HERE again ! You can't stop me , you or everybody else..You are just a pathetic loser who took it personaly and is abusing because you have a right of moderator to bann people...From time to time I will make an account, just for you, and send you a mesage to remember that I am HERE for YOU, A S S H O L E. And , of course with the other 100 accounts I will let others know my opinions about this game or mod.


BECAUSE of your stupidity ...soon I will have more accounts then the individuals on this site....lloolll...THAT'S THE PAY for BEEING an A S S H O L E and beeing rude to me Wink

I was going to delete "Sepp1975's" post, as I have in other threads that he's "spammed"; ....But here at the Skywalker, we know how to handle Jerks!!

HAVE AT HIM BOYS!!!

klcarroll

nah too easy klcarroll

I'm glad you left it up, Kl

I don't get many love letters so the ones I do get I like to see in all their glory.

I think he's denial personally

quote:

...denial...

Isn't that some river in Egypt???

klcarroll