Ok, now which one of you guys can I bake first? I'm hungry.

Well I think the answer is pretty obvious. Who's just lying around waiting for something to happen to him? Who'd be the easiest meal target. Might as well put Syrup to good use....he may even be happier for it. Also I hear the older a dog gets the better it will taste. Kinda' like wine.

Fry or grill a dog? Never had dog before... I bet they taste like chicken.

A few hundred years back while on a fishing trip for big salmons, me and my dogs were stranded on a runaway iceberg. After 40 days in the white and blue desert, one of the dog died.
For surviving reasons I decided to share the dead dog with the survivors. The big surprise was it tasted like good, fresh made, maple syrop.

This is seriously the most active forum in all of Ubisoft. I'm having a hard time keeping up with you guys. Do you not have lives for something?

It is because we hate adventures and fun

Yeah, all of the Myst game forums hate adventure and fun. I don't understand why people come out and post if they all hate the same thing. There is no point!

Hello, my name is Syrup, and I am collecting signatures for a petition agains the cruelty of orange limbless blind dogs, specifically those named Syrup. Please sign if you care about the protection of those unable to protect themselves because they have no limbs and have turned orange.

The undersigned:
1. Syrup
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
...

Nanouk will never sign because he very much afraid of reprisals.

1. Syrup
2. Nanoukmetal

Ok, thanks very much nanouk for signing my petition. Yes. Yes you did. Stop looking at me like I'm committing data entry fraud. You signed.

Anyone else?

Since water is not a common ingredient of our similar worlds, I lift my left paw over my last barrel of maple syrop and swear I never intended to sign yout petition.

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Let me see that petition so I can rip it up for you. I need some fuel for my cooking fire. I'm going to have an orange, limbless, blind dog tonight. Care to join me?

I fear, alas, I am unable to attend. My apologies Speedyserd.

I can't tolerate this ongoing threat against Syrup's life. So I decided to sign your petition, Syrup. Don't thank me, it's only humaine.

Petition:
1. Syrup
2. Nanoukmetal
3. Speedyserd


PS:
Speedy, if you need fire to heat up your room, burn your mod stick (or buy thermal underwear)!

Petition:
1. Syrup
2. Nanoukmetal
3. Speedyserd
4. Eat My Shortz

Toria, I think you didn't understand the rule. You have to sign with your own name like I did!

As did I:

Petition:
1. Syrup
2. Nanoukmetal
3. Speedyserd BirLu
4. Eat My Shortz

1. Syrup
2. Nanoukmetal
3. Speedyserd BirLu
4. Eat My Shortz
5. Rand Miller

NOW we're cooking!

Grest! All of them in my stew will make it taste wonderful!

Mm, Miller stew. Tasty narrative goodness.

With an orange limbless blind dog to garnish, and an eskimo for dessert.

The shorts were a bit flat though, and nobody knows what was up with the wine. The BirLu '63 was distinctly lacking.