What are your favorite Interrogations and One-liners by Sam? Post them here. Here's one of mine.

(On the beginning of the Siberia level)
Sam: Ever seen what a 5.7 mm bullet does to the human brain?

Russian Merc:No.

Sam: Do you want to find out?

I think that's how it went. Anyway, what's you guy's faves?

CT:

Badguy: ill tell you anything, im the biggest coward youve ever met.
Sam: well thats quite a claim
Badguy: ive already wet myself
Sam: well, then youve made the top 10

This one was also in the Siberia level:

Sam:Is there anything else i should know?
Russian Merc:You've got bad breath. (Gets choked by Sam.)

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Badguy: ill tell you anything, im the biggest coward youve ever met.
Sam: well thats quite a claim
Badguy: ive already wet myself
Sam: well, then youve made the top 10

I missed that one. what levelis it?

Mine:
Sailor: Youre not here to help me?
Sam: Im not here at all...

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Originally posted by jasiek.rolnik:

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Badguy: ill tell you anything, im the biggest coward youve ever met.
Sam: well thats quite a claim
Badguy: ive already wet myself
Sam: well, then youve made the top 10

I missed that one. what levelis it?

Hokkaido thats the first guy you see.

My personal favorite is
Guard: Eh who are you?
Sam: pretend im heavily armed.
Guard: WHO?
Sam: Im an ill tempered heavily armed heating engineer whos asking questions about your ventilation system

How about this one:

(In Kokubo Sosho, last level of Chaos Theory)
Sam: Where can i find more ammunition?

Guard: Why? It's not like you can't just shake me and make the stuff fall out.

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Originally posted by SFisher1993:
How about this one:

(In Kokubo Sosho, last level of Chaos Theory)
Sam: Where can i find more ammunition?

Guard: Why? It's not like you can't just shake me and make the stuff fall out.

That line was intentionally made to make fun of MGS since you can shake people and make their ammo drop.

Another of my favorites

Sam: listen Im going to kill you if...
Guard: WOW killed by a ninja COOL

Here's one of my favorite Sam One-liners:

"I'm allerigc to flowers. don't make me sneeze and accidently cut your throat."

Sam: What are you doing here this is private property.
Guard: What ive been working here for 2 years.
Sam: Prove it.
Guard: The doorcode hey wait a minute your the one thats not supposed to be here.
Sam: You caught me I surrender. Oh wait how about you tell me anyways.
Guard: Sure youre the boss.

Here's a good sarcastic remark to Lambert by Sam:

(At LAX in Pandora Tomorrow)

Lambert: The elevator stopped!

Sam: Thanks, Lambert!

Frank: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Sam: Do you really want to know?

Frank: Excuse me?!

Sam: I'm Special Ops. I could tell you what I'm doing, but then I'd have to kill you. So, you wanna know?

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Originally posted by newhenpal:
Frank: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Sam: Do you really want to know?

Frank: Excuse me?!

Sam: I'm Special Ops. I could tell you what I'm doing, but then I'd have to kill you. So, you wanna know?

That one was hilarious!

"Lasers?
What?
They seem, I dunno, kinda 1990s."

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Originally posted by Mr.E.Bear:
"Lasers?
What?
They seem, I dunno, kinda 1990s."

"I was gonna say 80's. Could please stop making me feel old!"

Sam: Are you saying we need to win one for the gipper.
Grim: Uh dude what does that even mean.
Sam: Youre right Grim I am old.

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Originally posted by jasiek.rolnik:

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Badguy: ill tell you anything, im the biggest coward youve ever met.
Sam: well thats quite a claim
Badguy: ive already wet myself
Sam: well, then youve made the top 10

I missed that one. what levelis it?

Mine:
Sailor: Youre not here to help me?
Sam: Im not here at all...

That's from the original Mission Pack (Vselka Infiltration) after you interrogated the russian Radio Operator who is bound to a chair.

How about this one from the original:

Sam: Stay quiet, you don't want your life to end in the boy's room.

(From the Nuclear Power Plant level on the PS2).

Sam: Surprise!
National Guard: Oh...damn. Wait a minute. Is this a Training Excercise?
Sam: Damn. Support, this guy knows it's an excercise. Who let the cat out of the bag?
N. Guard: Hehe, I knew it.
Sam: Okay pal, just do me a favour and play along. Name Rank and Number.
N. Guard: Corporal Stan Dunlop ####.
Sam: And you're not going to tell me anything else?
N. Guard: No, Sir.
Sam: Good boy. Ok, do you want me to move on to the next one? What? Uh...ok, I'll ask. Command wants to know how many of you are stationed here.
N. Guard: Two down here another two on the roof, Sir.
Sam: Fine. Dismissed.

That's one of my favorites in the entire series.

I don't care what anyone says about Sam. Deep down in that hard shell that does the hardest job on the planet...there is a big softy.

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Originally posted by TFS_Jackie:
That's one of my favorites in the entire series.

I don't care what anyone says about Sam. Deep down in that hard shell that does the hardest job on the planet...there is a big softy.

Yep, a big softy with a combat knife, extensive close combat experience, the ability to incapacitate an enemy by using 10 different ways within a few seconds and without even letting others know he's been there. Hmmm....lovely!