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Chuck norris, was and still is slower than molases in January.

Bruce Lee wouldve made him look like a parapalegic.
 
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The universe was created by Chuck Norris. It's a fact

The universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, blasphemer! Veryhappy


 
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Bruce Lee wouldve made him look like a parapalegic.

What do you mean, would've? he did.
Way of the Dragon 1972, released as Return of the Dragon in the U.S.
Bruce kicks his ass in the Colosseum in Rome.
In fairness to Chuck, that was before he discovered the power of "The Beard" Mean Happy



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Bruce Lee wouldve made him look like a parapalegic.

What do you mean, would've? he did.
Way of the Dragon 1972, released as Return of the Dragon in the U.S.
Bruce kicks his ass in the Colosseum in Rome.
In fairness to Chuck, that was before he discovered the power of "The Beard" Mean Happy


Im talking real life, not..."Action, cut"

Chuck...ha all his movies seemed to be against china-japan-vietnemesse-no wonder they had a movie that one of them finally kicked his slow ass.

lol..and dont get me started about John Wayne!
 
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The universe was created by Chuck Norris. It's a fact

The universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, blasphemer! Veryhappy

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You know, in the real world Chuck actually whooped Lee's anus?




Engima leads where Dogma cannot
 
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^Please be mindful that this starts border-lining the language ratings of these forums. All Ubi forums are E-rated, that has to be respected.

Also, while all Chuck Norris debates are entertaining, the thread derails a little too much from the original topic.
Please go back on topic.
Thanks.
 
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Sorry Lady Z. Chuck does have a tendency to do that. So anyway, yeah, as I've said before, there are definitely quite a large number of different skins throughout. I've counted over hundred at least. I have to concur, however, that the AI can be a bit off sometimes. I mean, why does it take a bunch of guards longer to kill me when I'm stood around because I want to die than it does when I'm fighting back?




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What difference does it make what people talk about?

Did you happen to read more than three quarters of topics in this forum?
If you did than you'd realize some of them start off way off topic.

No pun intended but please play cop in a different dimension...
 
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wtf? Lady Z is a Moderator dude. It's her job to make sure we follow the forum rules




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Ill let you know when I want to see your sig, until than seek shelter in a different conversation.

The last thing anyone needs with todays society is a moderator with a god complex...
 
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With Stupid I can see the banning now...

For the topic, I saw a video that said they had made over 300 different skins and they showed a picture with all of them in a white background. I paused and put it in full screen, and ALL of them looked different.


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I'm not even going there dude




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Ghost_Hybrid, that was such an amazing display of psychoanalysis insight - too bad that it was misdirected in terms of recognizing the concrete example at hand, because the perfect display of a god complex is actually embedded in your posts.


If you have something constructive to add to a thread then please do so, otherwise refrain from unnecessary slurs.
Next time when you are replying to one of your fellow forum members, there is no more need to include rudeness and arrogance as essential ingredients of your posts.


Thanks.
 
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but where do the expectations stop? you can only expect so much out of characters you're typically supposed to pass up, avoid, or blend in with. they made it easier to see the difference between guards and innocents. they have enough different character models and voices to handle any one area at a time (i don't normally see clones in one area but if you're focused on your missions, you probably wouldn't notice anyway)

the only thing that made me raise an eyebrow was the lack of any children. now, maybe for the rating's sake they couldn't have killable children, i'm not sure, and i also don't know their customs in...uhhh...anywhere else. so this was just a minor concern.


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Yes, the NPC's are bad. If you just run up a roof, they just say: God save him. He's gone mad... on the dumbest tone I've ever heard.
 
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the only thing that made me raise an eyebrow was the lack of any children. now, maybe for the rating's sake they couldn't have killable children, i'm not sure, and i also don't know their customs in...uhhh...anywhere else. so this was just a minor concern.


They modeled children (Mojette on Deviantart has one shown in his gallery. He did many characters for AC), but ended up taking them out since they would be potentially killable...

>_> I wonder if they planned to make kids obstacles like the beggar ladies...


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Yes, the NPC's are bad. If you just run up a roof, they just say: God save him. He's gone mad... on the dumbest tone I've ever heard.


i saw a guy run up a roof the other day, and i said the exact same thing. are calling me a bad npc!?

just kidding. but seriously, what would you do if you saw a guy crawling up a building? there's a variety of responses, and i think they all are used pretty well. keep in mind also that you're not really "supposed" (and i use this term loosely since you can do whatever you want in the game) to be running around climbing buildings in front of everyone...


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Feeding on remains of the last. Knowing nothing. Feeling whole.
Conforming to all, and never realizing that their minds are controlled.”

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There is only like 15 different characters in this entire game
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For the topic, I saw a video that said they had made over 300 different skins and they showed a picture with all of them in a white background. I paused and put it in full screen, and ALL of them looked different.
Patrice's exact words (@5:55) are "around 200 generic characters plus the specific ones".




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The thing I have to say that most tickles me about the dialogue is the random things the guards shout out at you when you're in the alert status. "You can't get away from me" just as I'm killing someone not two feet away. That's a serious o.O




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